"That's one thing i never wanted to think about, Jimmy Walker's non-functioning wang" ~Noah Antwiler
"There's nothing like a guy blowing up on you to focus your attention." ~main character, who just witnessed a murder
"Sounds like the tagline for a bukkake video" ~Noah Antwiler
"WE JUST HIRED THE GREATEST GROUNDSKEEPER TO ATTEND OUR MANOR" ~Mr. Studsworth