Quotes

You're triggering my beliefs

 

"The wool has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth." -Morpheus

 

"That's one thing i never wanted to think about, Jimmy Walker's non-functioning wang" ~Noah Antwiler

"There's nothing like a guy blowing up on you to focus your attention." ~main character, who just witnessed a murder
"Sounds like the tagline for a bukkake video" ~Noah Antwiler

"WE JUST HIRED THE GREATEST GROUNDSKEEPER TO ATTEND OUR MANOR" ~Mr. Studsworth

 

"We are not given a good life or a bad life. We are given life. And it's up to us to make it good or bad." -Ward Foley

 

"Ketchup is delicious and deceiving"
- Jake, from Adventure Time

 

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."

"Prepare for unforeseen consequences." - G-Man from Half-Life 2

 

"what if i posted a thread specifically for these really silly quotes" - me

"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep going." - what I think is Albert Einstein. I heard that this quote is actually misattributed.

 

"Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't SCORE" - Torbek

I've been watching Legends of Avantris youtube shorts, lol

 

there's a lot of weird shit i've said, but one of the weirdest things i ever said was

toddlers give good exp when you kill them

i don't even remember the context to this (let me know if i should get rid of this. it hasn't been long since i posted this but i regretted it like immediately)