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Jan 22, 2014 at 7:02 PM
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Hello, everyone!

Let me begin by saying no pun was intended on the thread title.

Now, this is a thread for sharing/discussing your favorite quotes/profound thoughts. And pretty please, with sugar on top, don't post non-serious/light-hearted quotes. Okay, now let's start with my personal favorites:



"And not equal are the good deed and the bad. Repel [evil] by that [deed] which is better; and thereupon the one whom between you and him is enmity [will become] as though he was a devoted friend." (Quran, 41:34)

"Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way." (Daniele Varè)


I'm looking forward to everyone's response!

(In case I forgot to mention, there are a few I made in my signature. Please let me know what you think of them.)
 
Jan 22, 2014 at 8:09 PM
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Jan 22, 2014 at 8:16 PM
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Jan 22, 2014 at 8:20 PM
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MagicDoors said:
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That doesn't make any sense to me. Pretty please, don't joke around.
 
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Jan 22, 2014 at 8:42 PM
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IdioticBaka1824 said:
That doesn't make any sense to me.
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Jan 22, 2014 at 8:53 PM
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MagicDoors said:
"I'm sorry your majesty, I didn't realize we had to simplify everything to fit your needs"
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Oh please, you hadn't posted a proper quote.
 
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Jan 22, 2014 at 9:56 PM
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