Quotes

Hello, everyone!

Let me begin by saying no pun was intended on the thread title.

Now, this is a thread for sharing/discussing your favorite quotes/profound thoughts. And pretty please, with sugar on top, don't post non-serious/light-hearted quotes. Okay, now let's start with my personal favorites:



"And not equal are the good deed and the bad. Repel [evil] by that [deed] which is better; and thereupon the one whom between you and him is enmity [will become] as though he was a devoted friend." (Quran, 41:34)

"Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way." (Daniele Varè)


I'm looking forward to everyone's response!

(In case I forgot to mention, there are a few I made in my signature. Please let me know what you think of them.)

 

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence."
-Aalewis

 

"i'm"
-Tumblr

 

"i'm"
-Tumblr

That doesn't make any sense to me. Pretty please, don't joke around.

 

"A witty saying proves nothing." —Voltaire

 

That doesn't make any sense to me.

"I'm sorry your majesty, I didn't realize we had to simplify everything to fit your needs"
-MagicDoors

 

"I'm sorry your majesty, I didn't realize we had to simplify everything to fit your needs"
-MagicDoors

Oh please, you hadn't posted a proper quote.

 

Silence is a true friend who never betrays.

 

I had it in my sig for a while

Noxid said

Hacking is hard..

but

..there is always a way.

 

"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be there tomorrow to high five you yesterday, my friend. Peace."

-Crazy old Tart Toter (Adventure Time)

 

“Through humility, soul searching, and prayerful contemplation we have gained a new understanding of certain dogmas. The church no longer believes in a literal hell where people suffer. This doctrine is incompatible with the infinite love of God. God is not a judge but a friend and a lover of humanity. God seeks not to condemn but only to embrace. Like the fable of Adam and Eve, we see hell as a literary device. Hell is merely a metaphor for the isolated soul, which like all souls ultimately will be united in love with God.”

“All religions are true, because they are true in the hearts of all those who believe in them. What other kind of truth is there? In the past, the church has been harsh on those it deemed morally wrong or sinful. Today, we no longer judge. Like a loving father, we never condemn our children. Our church is big enough for heterosexuals and homosexuals, for the pro-life and the pro-choice! For conservatives and liberals, even communists are welcome and have joined us. We all love and worship the same God.”

 

"People who don't attribute their quotes are literally Hitler." —Literally Hitler

 

"Ogres are like onions." ---Shrek

 

"They stink?"
-Donkey

 

"No." —Shrek

 

"Ogres have layers." --Shrek

 

 

this thread is ogre

 

"Procrastination; the art of tomorrow."

 

"I can take my clothes off in my bathroom. Do you think I could take my clothes off here?" -Ted Hartrup