Object-Oriented Quest - BDA with half-decent graphics!

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Jul 25, 2010 at 8:49 PM
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Pet the rat!
 
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stretch tables.
 
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Hump tables.
 
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You contemplate going the other way for a while...
You also contemplate stretching then humping your table collection.
You decide against it however.
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You pet ratius-san.
He gives you several painful slivers in your skin.
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Go to Downer Oat (which is were you might find more woodenrats).
 
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Well... What a downer.
There's not even oats.
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Jul 31, 2010 at 2:31 PM
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Pet the head of the orb lab, because "Probable Death" is an acronym for "pet orb lab head".
 
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Remove the slivers from your skin and take them.
 
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Well shit.
Though the sign is far more accurate now.
Damn that ground is point.

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You pluck the slivers from your skin.
They turn into playing cards from a popular trading card game.
You add them to your inventory.
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make hammer out of tables. destroy spikes
actually, scratch that. combine tables, tree/moon and ratius-san to make a giant golem (I like golems don'cha know) and smash the spikes.
 
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Update plz
 
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However you only take a piece from Ratius-san's back, because it would be too cruel to end its life like that.
 
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Try to summon one of your Slivers

you DO have mana, don't you?

if not just create the pure essence you need out of a couple of your items.
 
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Pretend all of those spikes are little mountains and use them as mana, play them all, and then play all of your slivers.
 
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sixtyseconds said:
make hammer out of tables. destroy spikes
actually, scratch that. combine tables, tree/moon and ratius-san to make a giant golem (I like golems don'cha know) and smash the spikes.

WoodenRat said:
However you only take a piece from Ratius-san's back, because it would be too cruel to end its life like that.

Fire1052 said:
Pretend all of those spikes are little mountains and use them as mana, play them all, and then play all of your slivers.

What spikes?
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RAWR!
It is a Lunartable Golem construct, made from your table collection, a couple moons and a few stars for use as bad-ass fusion saws.
And is has annihilated the spike obstructions, the signs, and the walls around your heart.
Since you're a little far away now, you can no longer use your cloud duplex for inventory room. -6 inventory.
You can, however, use your new golem. +5 inventory.
You ride ratius-san who rides the golem.

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Try to summon one of your Slivers

you DO have mana, don't you?

if not just create the pure essence you need out of a couple of your items.

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You consult your handy status bars (not an object, don't try).
Seems you could do with some lables, but it appears you have 3 expendible stats: Redish, Greenish and Bluish.
Based on the slight chunk lost from Redish, you'd say that's HP.
You try to summon your slivers only to have them embed themselves in your skin.
You never were good at that game, anyways.
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For those who hadn't guessed, these are made with Macromedia Flash. This is trivial information to be sure, and 99% of you won't care.
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Screenshot of me hard at work.
 
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Captain Fabulous said:
This.
Is fucking.
Retarded.
First of all, what's wrong with Wedge of Cheese's Badly Drawn Adventure? Oh, wait, I know: it doesn't revolve around you.
This "LOOK I MAD [sic] A BDA" trend is the worst fucking one on Mirai Gamer so far. If T-Jack were still here he'd spt [sic] in your faces.

As much as it pains me to agree, Cap has a point.
No further updates will be given to OOA.
On these forums, anyways
Though in counterpoint, WoC's hurt my eyes with its bright colors.

Anyways, futher requests for updates will result in only posting of the pelvic thrust GIF.

Off to work on more entertaining things --->
 
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Requesting the pelvic thrust GIF
 
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to draw out the pelvic thrust gif
 
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