Object-Oriented Quest - BDA with half-decent graphics!

Lick one of the spikes suggestively before removing it.

 

Take all the spikes from the ground.

3.) Objects may be manipulated to whatever twisted desires you have - change size, colour, rotate, skew
Flatten the spikes.

4.) The ground is not an object.

Lick one of the spikes suggestively before removing it.

The instant your tongue touched it it disappeared into the ground.
It tasted like peppermint.
Strange.

Hm. Make the plank bigger.

Now we're cooking!

Having tasted the spike in a suggestive manner but having been unable to aquire it, you extend your plank.
... Which causes two signs to appear.

==>

 

Carefully and tentatively walk towards the wooden rat.

 

Carefully and tentatively walk towards the wooden rat.

You do that.

==>

 

keep walking.

 

since you live in 3D, move towards us from the plank and lick as many spikes as you can before you are full.

 

You continue walking for a while...

You finally find ratius-san, then go about licking some spikes until the plank snaps.

==>

 

keep walking toward the anode trow.

 

dude why walk when you could ride on a wooden rat?

 

Yes I agree with explosive. Wooden rats are usually majestic yet shy creatures, they usually avoid conflict unless theirs wooden baby rats are threatened. Try sweet talking and petting the wooden rat and you'll tame it easily.

 

un-lick spikes

destroy forum timer using a star.

 

@DB update plzkthnx

 

Sexually assault the wooden rat.

 

Lemme see...
Firstly, you whip a star at the forum timer.
This means nothing to you because it lays beyond a magical barrier called the 4th wall.
But you do it anyways.
Next you mount the rat in a decidedly explicit manner.
Finally you ride off towards the Anode Trow.

 

... obvious course of action is, again, obvious. wait until we get to the anode trow

 

... obvious course of action is, again, obvious. wait until we get to the anode trow

You get the feeling the universe is fucking with you.

The more time passes, the more sure you become.

 

quit with the anagram direction and go the other way.

 

<==Wooden Rat

How can anyone not see this?

Go to <==Tador Neow.

 

i noticed. i just didnt want to spoil it for anyone else. anagrams are fun, no?
anyway still. go the other way.

 

WET ROD NAO!!

but maybe if you go the other way you'll encounter Cathode Trow...