22:48 Lace yakkers, how are you going to get to my house
22:49 Yakkers Yup
22:49 Lace ?
22:49 Yakkers Well, I don't have a car or anything
22:49 Yakkers so I don't know
22:49 Lace your options are:
22:49 Lace make me drive you
22:50 Lace have one of your friends drive you to a closer location, then make me drive you
22:50 Lace run
22:50 Lace walk
22:50 Lace bike
22:50 Lace swim?
22:50 captainrescueueueue fly
22:50 Lace fly
22:50 Jackalope I'm not much fun right now, so good night
22:50 Lace defiantly that one
22:50 Jackalope Hi yakky, hbye yakky
22:50 captainrescueueueue Seeya =/
22:51 Yakkers Bye jackie
22:51 Lace bye!
22:51 Yakkers It's been so long, I need to come on here more often
22:51 Jackalope Yep
22:51 Lace actually, that could be a pretty fun bike ride
22:51 Lace only about 2 hours
22:51 captainrescueueueue theres so much dang ash on my desk
22:51 Yakkers Okay so how far away is nomnomnom
22:51 Lace ?
22:51 Yakkers Or nomnomnom if that's closer
22:52 Yakkers from you I mean, because that's where I am
22:52 Lace about half an hour drive
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22:53 Lace tually more like 45 mins
22:53 Lace it's 30 miles from my house to your college
22:54 Lace you smell funny
22:54 captainrescueueueue D:
22:54 captainrescueueueue that's why im using the incense
22:55 Lace I was talking to my pe- yakkers
22:55 captainrescueueueue o_O
22:55 captainrescueueueue yakkers is a funny name for your penis
22:55 Lace yakkers is not parsing this information at all
22:55 Lace aren't you yakkers?
22:56 Lace also, PENIS!?
22:56 Lace what's WRONG with you, woman!
22:56 captainrescueueueue sure wish i had one
22:56 Lace yakkers is the name for my perching rhinosaur
22:56 Lace and why
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22:57 GIR yakkers is a name for a penis that talks too much
22:57 Lace desu hit him with a shovel
22:57 captainrescueueueue hits yakkers with a shovel
22:57 GIR D:
22:57 Lace I meant gir
22:57 GIR poor lace
22:58 GIR that must've hurt man
22:58 Lace HE'S MY RHINOSAUR
22:58 Lace NOT MY PENIS
22:58 GIR he's your pe- yakkers
22:58 captainrescueueueue I sure as hell wish I had one. Then i would rule the world
22:58 GIR no you wouldn't
22:58 Lace he's my pe(rching rhinosaur) yakkers
22:59 GIR you wouldn't know what to do
22:59 GIR if you had one
22:59 captainrescueueueue I would jack off
22:59 captainrescueueueue And pee on people
22:59 Lace a perching rhinosaur?
22:59 Lace wat
22:59 GIR see? look at those disgusting things she would do with her rhino
22:59 GIR who jacks off a rhino gawd
22:59 captainrescueueueue beastforums
22:59 GIR and technically you can pee on people without a rhino desu
22:59 GIR but the rhino is good for intimidation
23:00 GIR "fuck you i own a rhino"
23:00 captainrescueueueue yakkers is probably busy
23:00 Lace ew my milk is half frozen
23:00 GIR lace quit touching yourself
23:00 GIR desu needs to speak to yakkers
23:00 Lace it's not like I'm covering his mouth or anything
23:01 GIR you're choking him
23:01 GIR how can he talk if he can't breathe
23:01 Lace he can breathe just fine, thankyouverymuch
23:02 GIR well he can't talk while your choking him
23:02 GIR also how does he type from down there
23:02 Lace second keyboard
23:02 GIR he must be tall to reach all those keys
23:02 GIR unless you got him a special keyboard
23:02 Lace you bet he is :3
23:03 Lace tall
23:03 Lace man, this conversation would be awkward if there was no context!
23:04 GIR this conversation is awkward
23:04 GIR contextual or not
23:04 Lace I'll contextualize your penis if you want
23:04 Lace you've been doing it to mine
23:04 GIR D:
23:04 GIR lace wants to do things
23:04 Lace ^_^
23:04 GIR to my penis
23:05 captainrescueueueue So we are getting the floors redone. Some mexicans came today to tear up the carpet
23:05 Lace including chopping it off :0
23:05 GIR so did the people who were going to redo the floors come by?
23:05 captainrescueueueue so now the floors of the hallway and the living room and stairs are all bare wood and so now everyones footsteps are noisy as fuck
23:05 captainrescueueueue haha >_> (i think)
23:06 Lace whose fuck?
23:06 GIR it would be funny if they just came to take the carpet away
23:06 Lace because some people are ve-ery stealthy
23:06 GIR but they can't have stealthy sex anymore
23:06 GIR cuz of those damn floors
23:06 captainrescueueueue Since I'm so timid and I don't do well with strangers...I just stayed in my room as always. But I reaaaallly needed to pee. The bathroom is across my room..but they were tearing up the carpet in the hallway. So i was all DDDD:
23:06 DoubleThink They changed the carpet here when we moved
23:06 Lace a travesty
23:06 DoubleThink Wait until they start stapling
23:06 Lace did you pee into a condom?
23:07 captainrescueueueue they wouldnt want our carpet >_> especially with all the times the damn dog has shat on it
23:07 GIR i thought girls had trouble peeing into things lace
23:07 captainrescueueueue I can't tell if you are implying I'm sexually active or had a penis
23:07 Lace well I bet desu is very accurate
23:07 GIR had a penis, but then yakkers ran away
23:07 captainrescueueueue It's really hard to pee in things..unless it's wide. like a cup or something
23:07 Lace WANTED: YAKKERS
23:07 captainrescueueueue FOR BEING ADORABLE
23:08 Lace PLEASE HELP
23:08 Lace LOTS OF CASH
23:08 GIR eww she thinks it's adorable
23:08 Lace FREE FUCK
23:08 captainrescueueueue heeyyyyy thats not nice D:
23:08 GIR free as fuck*
23:08 GIR free ass fuck**
23:08 Lace IF YOU WANT IT
23:08 DoubleThink FORCED HUMOUR
23:08 Lace COMPLEMENTARY
23:09 GIR so did you pee then or what
23:09 GIR did you find a cup o:
23:10 Lace or something wide to pee into?
23:10 Lace or something
23:10 Lace double-wide?
23:10 Lace ^_^
23:11 captainrescueueueue Uhh..do you really wanna know?
23:11 Lace gir does
23:11 captainrescueueueue I tried a water bottle but..yeah it's hard to..yeah. thankfully i was over the trashcan too D:
23:12 Lace *faecpalm*
23:12 DoubleThink A prisoner in her own house
23:12 captainrescueueueue eventually i manned up and went to the bathroom cuz i didnt hear them in the hallway, but one was at the end and sorta looked at me, so i was all DDDDD: -hide-
23:12 DoubleThink How krool
23:12 captainrescueueueue Man let me tell you this one story about how i peed
23:13 Lace why
23:13 Lace perv
23:13 captainrescueueueue It was last year and i was sick, but i was going to laser tag with my friends. We had to drive to Fall River..not sure you know how far that is but it's semi-far I guess
23:13 captainrescueueueue Cause its funny
23:14 captainrescueueueue So since i was sick i had to pee like all the time. so at one point i was all oh god i needa pee. and my friend was getting us lost
23:14 captainrescueueueue so thankfully they went to taco bell prior and my friend had an empty cup..and i was alone in the backseat
23:14 captainrescueueueue So then..I DID IT
23:14 captainrescueueueue Then we dumped it out the window (we were on the highway) and it glistened in the light. Then the car behind us put on their windshield wipers.
23:14 Lace ._.
23:15 Lace They were probably traumatized for life
23:15 Lace ALSO
23:15 captainrescueueueue No they laughed their asses off
23:15 Lace the most efficient thingy for yakkers
23:15 Lace is if you pick him up on your way
23:16 Lace because that adds 40 mins to your life
23:16 captainrescueueueue wow my sister is being a total cuntnugget to my cat
23:16 Lace *30
23:16 Lace as opposed to 1:30 to mine
23:16 Lace also, cunt nugget?
23:16 Lace I hope that doesn't really exist
23:16 captainrescueueueue but now he's safe with me
23:16 Lace it sounds disgusting
23:16 captainrescueueueue Use your imagination.
23:16 Lace I'd rather not!
23:16 captainrescueueueue Well I would love to discuss this but..the man isn't responding D:
23:17 Lace I'm sure he's chill with being picked up by whoever
23:17 captainrescueueueue Yeah probably
23:17 Lace it's really whether you/your mom care about half an hour more
23:17 DoubleThink You all scared him off
23:18 captainrescueueueue This may be hard...since yeah she comes home at 5. and its getting darker earlier now and fuck i worry about my mom too much
23:18 Lace ?
23:19 Lace I'm not super-opposed to driving an hour and a bit more
23:19 captainrescueueueue Oh ok
23:19 Lace but it'd be easiest if you guys could
23:19 captainrescueueueue I really don't know right now yet
23:20 GIR cunt nugget reminds me of
23:20 GIR jolly ranchers
23:20 Yakkers So yeah
23:20 captainrescueueueue OH GOD
23:20 captainrescueueueue don't even gir
23:20 GIR it just does o:
23:20 GIR you can't tell me that the word cunt nugget doesn't remind you of that
23:21 GIR also desu i don't see how it makes you say oh god since you'd have to be imagining yourself giving head to a lady
23:21 captainrescueueueue I'll admit i did think of it
23:21 captainrescueueueue ......uhh...you can't give girl's head
23:21 captainrescueueueue that's only a male term
23:21 captainrescueueueue pretty sure
23:22 Lace a very small head!
23:22 captainrescueueueue damn lace you sure are sexual lately
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23:22 Lace you bring out the worst in me
23:22 Lace and also only today really
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23:23 Lace unless you can find previous instances of such bouts?
23:23 GIR but yeah desu i'm sure you can give a girl head
23:23 GIR to eat out would be more gender specific tho
23:23 GIR i don't think you can blow a girl though
23:23 DoubleThink Okay who the FUCK
23:23 Lace you could blow their nose!
23:23 DoubleThink Is Neko 100
23:23 GIR you could
23:23 GIR and idk
23:24 DoubleThink And why is he dissing my music
23:24 Lace he's a newb
23:24 captainrescueueueue but wouldnt they have to since they are the ones who are physically blowing?
23:24 GIR he's a newb
23:24 Lace no like I can blow on your nose
23:24 captainrescueueueue Ohhhh
23:24 captainrescueueueue i see
23:24 Lace it would be strang, but possible
23:24 GIR eww lace
23:24 GIR that's called a facial
23:24 Lace also eyeballs
23:24 captainrescueueueue It's like an eskimo blowjob
23:24 captainrescueueueue ..uhh wait..
23:24 GIR blow on their nose
23:25 captainrescueueueue yeah
23:25 Lace hell, I can blow a lot of parts of the lady
23:25 Lace although they'd probably hit me
23:25 captainrescueueueue would the eskimo form of making out be hardcore rubbing their noses, so much that the tips of their noses get inside each other's nostrils?
23:25 GIR if you're in to touhou you probably want to blow an armpit
23:25 captainrescueueueue delicious loli armpits
23:25 GIR and um yes?
23:26 GIR maybe they would just go straight to sex
23:26 GIR oh lace
23:26 Lace but would they just go to straight sex?
23:27 Lace yes madam
23:27 GIR you don't know why cunt nugget reminds me of jolly ranchers
23:27 GIR do you
23:27 Lace no
23:27 Lace I hope it stays that way
23:27 GIR well desu does
23:27 GIR hence her "OH GOD"
23:28 Lace yes?
23:28 Lace I guess it's too late to turn around now
23:28 GIR yes she was saying "OH GOD YES DONT REMIND ME"
23:29 GIR but yeah desu i find it odd that your shyness would drive you to pee in a cup
23:30 captainrescueueueue I overreacted, really. The story didn't disturb me that much. Takes a lot for me to be disturbed
23:30 captainrescueueueue You would be surprised at how shy I am
23:30 captainrescueueueue and it was a water bottle. wish it were a cup
23:31 DoubleThink At least she leaves the house sometimes
23:31 captainrescueueueue *sometimes
23:31 GIR YEAH LACE
23:31 GIR at least she leaves
23:31 GIR sometimes
23:31 GIR if i never left the house DT
23:31 Lace Sorry!
23:31 GIR wtf story would probably be finished
23:32 captainrescueueueue I hear geese
23:32 captainrescueueueue HONK HONK
23:32 captainrescueueueue WE ARE GEESE
23:35 Lace that's a very accurate impression!
23:37 GIR i CAN use the portal gun to skip almost all of the comm towers
23:37 captainrescueueueue <O----\-- its a goose
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23:39 CptFabulous Captain #2!
23:39 *** CptFabulous is now known as Guest6894
23:39 Guest6894 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
23:39 Guest6894 Too slow on the draw
23:40 captainrescueueueue Oh hi mark
23:40 *** Guest6894 is now known as CptFabulous
23:40 +++ ChanServ has given voice to CptFabulous
23:40 CptFabulous I'm at work again
23:41 captainrescueueueue Any hot babes at the library?
23:41 CptFabulous Yeah
23:41 CptFabulous But, you know, by Canadian standards.
23:42 captainrescueueueue i can imagine canadians are less shallow
23:42 captainrescueueueue than damn americans
23:43 CptFabulous Nope
23:43 captainrescueueueue oh
23:43 CptFabulous We just better educated than Southerners.
23:43 GIR is she reading o: ?
23:43 Lace yeah don't be delusional desu
23:43 GIR the hottie
23:43 CptFabulous We just.
23:43 CptFabulous "The hottie?"
23:43 GIR the hot babe
23:43 GIR at your library
23:43 CptFabulous There's like 60 people in here and I didn't pick a favourite.
23:43 Lace people in other countries are just as uncivilized and shallow as us
23:44 GIR well is there an attractive lady there
23:44 GIR reading something smart
23:44 CptFabulous Yes.
23:44 GIR o:
23:44 GIR so hawt
23:45 captainrescueueueue In countries in which food is more scarce, heavier women are considered ideal
23:45 GIR since you can eat them
23:45 CptFabulous More filling
23:45 GIR in canada a heavier woman might be ideal
23:45 GIR for warmth
23:45 CptFabulous That's true
23:45 captainrescueueueue Because it is a symbol of wealth ._.
23:45 CptFabulous Oh
23:45 Lace yes
23:46 CptFabulous Well that's funny, because bitches with iPads don't turn me on
23:46 Lace desu us correct
23:46 GIR fuck it's cold
23:46 GIR let me go home and put on my wife
23:46 captainrescueueueue teeeheeee
23:46 captainrescueueueue you guys make me laugh
23:46 Lace internet screeching to a haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt
23:46 CptFabulous The way you said that, it sounds like "My Wife" is an album.
23:46 CptFabulous foreveralone.jpg
23:47 GIR hey man
23:47 GIR it's a huge album
23:47 GIR it'll keep me warm with its phat beats
23:47 captainrescueueueue lol phat
23:47 CptFabulous Too bad your penis can't fit through the hole in the CD
23:47 CptFabulous Well mine can't, I can't speak for everyone here.
23:48 CptFabulous WHY YES I DO KNOW THIS THROUGH EXPERIENCE HAHAHA STOLE YOUR JOKE
23:48 GIR fab quit hogging the conversation you fatty
23:48 CptFabulous No
23:48 GIR I WILL SAY ALL THE THINGS
23:49 GIR SO THAT NO ONE ELSE HAS ANYTHING TO SAY
23:49 CptFabulous I'm on a shitty computer for a limited time and I want to use up my conversation as fast as possible.
23:49 DoubleThink My internet is being a poop
23:49 Lace you'd need a really small penis for it to fit through a cd hole
23:49 DoubleThink one second
23:49 GIR you'd need a *thin penis
23:49 CptFabulous Yup
23:49 Lace yeah
23:49 GIR your penis could be long still
23:50 Lace I was talking "small" as referring to volume
23:50 Lace assuming all penises were roughly proportional
23:50 GIR well it could have the same volume as a normal penis
23:50 CptFabulous What is this about chemically castrating pedophiles
23:50 CptFabulous All the countries are doing it now
23:50 GIR but be like 4-5 times longer
23:50 Lace that's why i said "assuming similar proportions"
23:50 GIR they're just removing the weapons
23:50 CptFabulous I get the reasoning behind it
23:51 Lace putting 'em in a safe
23:51 captainrescueueueue <O(___)<
23:51 GIR neuter your pedos!
23:51 CptFabulous And I'm not even expressing my opinion on it
23:51 CptFabulous But...
23:51 GIR before they mate!
23:51 CptFabulous Why not other sex offenders?
23:51 GIR people just have a thing against those who want to fuck a 4 year old i guess
23:51 CptFabulous Is having a child touch your penis REALLY the most depraved crime out there?
23:52 GIR well isn't there the death penalty for other crimes
23:52 Lace not in mass
23:52 CptFabulous I don't know what the death penalty is like in Russia and South Korea
23:53 Lace also I think dying would be less soul-shearingly awful then having your penis disappear
23:53 CptFabulous But why don't they chemically castrate rapists?
23:53 Lace they should do that too!
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23:53 Lace and chemically castrate murderers
23:53 captainrescueueueue Koara's appendicsuitsu is aboutu tree meeta rongu
23:53 Lace or anyone with a prison sentence of > 15 years
23:53 Lace and tax evaders!
23:54 Lace that would teach people!
23:54 CptFabulous Hey, that would be a good way to get around the death penalty
23:54 CptFabulous Instead of killing people, just... corrode their dick off?
23:54 CptFabulous Is that how it works?
23:54 Lace slowly
23:54 Lace yeah it would be an effective deterrent
23:54 CptFabulous And how do they do this for women?
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23:54 Lace masking tape
23:55 CptFabulous I'm assuming they won't convict a female pedophile for a long time in Korea or Russia.
23:55 GIR there's a procedure
23:55 CptFabulous But they might in Murica
23:55 GIR for removing a woman's organs for reproduction
23:55 GIR they almost had to do it to my sister
23:55 CptFabulous Is she a pedophile?
23:55 captainrescueueueue D: why
23:56 GIR SHES A PEDOPHILE!!
23:56 CptFabulous Hot
23:56 GIR (she wouldn't stop bleeding down there during her delivery)
23:56 GIR so if it kept on bleeding they would've just removed the whole setup down there
23:56 CptFabulous That is really terrible
23:57 Lace she had deliverence?
23:57 CptFabulous And I feel bad for her
23:57 CptFabulous But...
23:57 Lace from god?
23:57 CptFabulous FALCON PUUUUNCH
23:57 Lace also there's gotta be an easier method
23:57 Lace also you're an uncle?
23:57 Lace I'm terrified
23:57 CptFabulous Falcon punch: best method for removing sexual organs.
23:57 GIR of course i'm an uncle
23:57 GIR i can't be creepy if i'm not an uncle
23:58 GIR you'd remove a lot more than just some sexual organs with a falcon punch
23:58 CptFabulous Well they'd obviously have a medical professional perform it.
23:58 CptFabulous It requires a lot of finesse.
23:58 GIR if captain falcon isn't a professional at falcon punching
23:59 GIR then i don't know who else is
23:59 CptFabulous He's a professional at using it to obliterate dudes and various princesses.
23:59 captainrescueueueue my cat is snoring :3c
23:59 CptFabulous awwwWWWWWWW
00:01 captainrescueueueue prolly has sleep apnea cuz hes fat
00:04 captainrescueueueue Guys I have big news
00:04 CptFabulous My penis
00:04 CptFabulous No wait your mom
00:04 captainrescueueueue POOOOOOHHHHH
00:04 CptFabulous NO WAIT YOUR CAT
00:04 captainrescueueueue *OOOOOOOOOOH
00:04 CptFabulous poooooooo
00:04 captainrescueueueue Yeah my cat is mpreg
00:05 CptFabulous I'm a little sad that I know what that means.
00:06 GIR apparently when you get a blood transfusion
00:06 GIR it is very cold
00:06 GIR but like in your veins
00:06 CptFabulous Why do they not warm it up
00:07 CptFabulous Dickbutts
00:07 captainrescueueueue PPPPPPPJJJJJJJJJjj
00:07 GIR that would probably be the equivalent of killing it
00:07 GIR aka cooking it
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00:07 CptFabulous How can you cook blood by heating it to body temperature
00:07 CptFabulous That makes precisely no fucking sense