Notable Moments in IRC

Omega: and im gonna ask you guys an off topic question
woodenrat: yeah man no need to ask anal is tough i know
Omega: do you think i should buy an e tank (megaman) designed mug or a wifi detcting cap that tells you the strenght of the internet connection in the area you are in
Omega: both from thinkgeek
noxid: Buy the hat and wear it everyplace you go
noxid: You will make so many friends
woodenrat: lmao that would be hilarious
woodenrat: like a propeller hat?
Omega: and it seems my mom is planning on buying a 3gs iphone
Omega: let me get you a link
noxid: The better the signal the faster it spins

 

[19:25] <+DoubleThink> Are your ports open?
[19:25] <Carrotlord> I suppose they are.
[19:26] <+CptFabulous> More like, are your mom's ports open
[19:26] <Carrotlord> wait..
[19:26] <+CptFabulous> Because I'm pretty sure they are
[19:26] <+CptFabulous> drop the anchor, lads
[19:26] <+DoubleThink> Is your mom is a fishing town
[19:26] <+DoubleThink> Because she sure smells like one

 

[Marx] to you hsve a credit card
[Marx] i mean gamestop
[DoubleThink] No I just live in Australia
[Marx] oohhh thats bad

 

[02:02] <Noxid> If you didn't like one pkmn you probably won't like any
[02:03] <GIR> it was a really really old one
[02:03] <GIR> on an emulator
[02:03] <Noxid> They are literally the same game six five times (x2)
[02:03] <Noxid> with different monsters
[02:05] <Noxid> what the hell did I just type

This is what happens when I am too tired to type

 

[01:48] <@Noxid> Do you guys know pokemon quartz
[01:48] <+CptFabulous> No
[01:48] <WildDesu> lo yes
[01:48] <@Cultr1> What
[01:48] <@Cultr1> Is
[01:48] <@Noxid> Imagine pokemon ruby
[01:48] <@Noxid> but if it was made by marx
[01:48] <+CptFabulous> K
[01:48] <@Cultr1> Oh
[01:48] <WildDesu> Hahahaha
[01:48] <+CptFabulous> Oh wow
[01:48] <@Cultr1> God

I know it's mean but...it was perfect.

 

[04:21] <Cultr1> either way, I'm having a little trouble
[04:22] <woodenrat> don't worry man
[04:22] <woodenrat> bitches ain't hoes and tricks
[04:22] <Cultr1> oh
[04:22] <woodenrat> they come and go but friends stay forever
[04:22] <Cultr1> what a relief
[04:23] <woodenrat> hang in there buddy okay?
[04:23] <woodenrat> she was a hoe anyways
[04:23] <woodenrat> so don't worry.
[04:23] <Cultr1> uh
[04:23] <Cultr1> okay
[04:23] <Noxid> You need more trill I think
[04:23] <Cultr1> but I was talking about the song

 

[04:27] <woodenrat> what is your job?
[04:27] <woodenrat> clerk?
[04:27] <CptFabulous> Library page
[04:27] <woodenrat> clergy?
[04:27] <woodenrat> oh.
[04:27] <CptFabulous> Not a page in a book, a person who shelves books
[04:27] <CptFabulous> "Book minion" is the job title I prefer

 

[02:56] <WildDesu> dumdumdumweoodumweeoooo
[02:56] <WildDesu> dumdumdumweeeeoooooo
[02:56] <+CptFabulous> Oh shit
[02:56] <WildDesu> dd-d--d-d-d-d-
[02:56] <WildDesu> www--w-w--w-ww--ww
[02:56] <sexplosive> uh oh
[02:56] <+CptFabulous> WD has turned into Dubstep

 

[01:56] <GIR> is it a good song tho?
[01:56] <woodenrat> what happens to the quality in 1 minute?
[01:56] <woodenrat> it is.
[01:56] <GIR> the lead just gets distorted
[01:56] <GIR> x10
[01:56] <woodenrat> it fits a place that has few inhabitants
[01:57] <GIR> ok thanks
[01:58] <woodenrat> yeah.
[01:58] <woodenrat> a frozen factory sounds okay too, so don't fuck noxid.
[01:58] == CptFabulous [~Captain@d50-98-156-63.bchsia.telus.net] has joined #curlybrace
[01:58] == mode/#curlybrace [+v CptFabulous] by ChanServ
[01:59] <woodenrat> ...So then he stabbed me in the leg, but fuck man I wasn't going to give up.
[01:59] <woodenrat> quick jab to the jaw, and he's down.
[01:59] * CptFabulous eats popcorn
[01:59] <GIR> but then he got up AGAIN?
[01:59] <woodenrat> yeah
[02:00] <woodenrat> his mates were down, and my buddy as well.
[02:00] <woodenrat> so I thought shit
[02:00] <woodenrat> this isn't good
[02:00] <woodenrat> nevertheless
[02:00] <woodenrat> I kneed him to the face a few times
[02:00] <woodenrat> this time he was out cold
[02:01] <woodenrat> and that's what happened

 

[22:23] <+CptFabulous> Judging by my biggest poops, I could probably take a normal-sized one
[22:24] <+CptFabulous> Why the actual fuck did I just say that


There were a few notable moments tonight, but that really takes the cock.

 

[17:21] <+CptFabulous> Oh wow
[17:22] <+CptFabulous> It's like... idler central
[17:22] <+CptFabulous> Idlepalooza
[17:22] <+CptFabulous> Idlefest '11
[17:22] <+CptFabulous> Three whole idlers!
[17:25] * celmin|away is now known as celticminstrel
[17:26] <+CptFabulous> Ha.

CptFab's behavior while bored.

 

21:37 WildDesu Waving a dildo on the side of the highway
21:37 WildDesu Will most likely get you a ride

 

21:50 WedgeOfCheese splinching is a danger not only with apparation, but also train travel

 

That one could have used moar context methinks.

edit: speaking of which, so could that quote in my sig...

edit:

21:45 CptFabulous "Share two occupations that you'd like to do & two you wouldn't."
21:45 CptFabulous -Okay
21:45 CptFabulous "I would like to be a pizza..."
21:45 CptFabulous -YES!
21:45 CptFabulous "...maker or baker"
21:45 CptFabulous -Aw.

23:11 CptFabulous Then we'd all be stuck in Acton.
23:11 WedgeOfCheese inb4 stupid pun about action
23:11 CptFabulous I don't think anyone was going to make one
23:11 WedgeOfCheese :/

 

[21:42] <WildDesu> this is the part where people defend me D:
[21:42] <GIR> without the song
[21:43] <GIR> oh um
[21:43] <GIR> "yeah desu's um cool and stuff"
[21:43] <GIR> "don't mess with D-UNIT"
[21:43] <WildDesu> yay
[21:43] <Lace[Homework]> more like F-unit
[21:43] <GIR> also known as donut
[21:43] <Lace[Homework]> also known as 40% on tests
[21:43] <+CptFabulous> Desu is not a funit
[21:43] <+CptFabulous> How dare you accuse her of that
[21:44] <Lace[Homework]> OOOOOOOOH, YOU NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BUUUURRRRRRRRN
[21:44] <Lace[Homework]> !!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
[21:44] <WildDesu> MAYBE
[21:44] <WildDesu> ;_;
[21:44] <+CptFabulous> I DON'T KNOW
[21:44] <GIR> if only jacob were here
[21:44] <+CptFabulous> I'M NOT QUALITIFIED TO DIAGNOSE BURN INJURIES
[21:44] <WildDesu> I've never gotten an F brah
[21:44] <GIR> he'd be able to help you cuz he's so chill

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[22:17] <WildDesu> my mom once told me that after 9/11, when they were looking for bin laden, i was saying how i thought i saw him at the mall
[22:17] <+CptFabulous> Well that's nifty.
[22:17] <@GIR> but it turned out he was just MUSLIM SANTA
[22:18] <WildDesu> since there are always a bunch of foreigners at the mall here, my crafty 8 year old mind told me i found him
[22:18] <WildDesu> lmfao muslim santa
[22:18] <+CptFabulous> Muslim Santa on the Jenny20 diet.
[22:19] <@GIR> yep
[22:19] <@GIR> rides a hijacked plane
[22:19] <@GIR> instead of a sled
[22:19] <+CptFabulous> Throwing bombs down chimneys
[22:20] <WildDesu> you guys never fail to brighten my day
[22:20] <+CptFabulous> Chuckling merrily, "ALALALALALALA"

 

I miss jacob ;_;

 

23:43 CptFabulous We'll just download Diddy Kong Racing
23:43 CptFabulous Which is the best racing game ever made.
23:45 WildDesu isnt that a soccer game?
23:45 Noxid I think Diddy Kong Racing is a racing game

 

Hahaha I get it WD called football soccer that silly gal!

 

I was talking about Strikers D:

 

[00:16] <CptFabulous> It's like someone decided that music theory was too simple.
[00:19] <Lace> ignore it for now cap
[00:20] <woodenrat> yeah
[00:20] <CptFabulous> I plan on it
[00:20] <woodenrat> focuse on more important thigns
[00:20] <woodenrat> thigns
[00:20] <woodenrat> thighs?
[00:20] <CptFabulous> I do like focusing on thighs.