Low-Impact Secrets Thread

What it sounds like!
Post your low-impact secrets.

 

I am in the middle of a love pentagon. It includes people such as someone who likes the leetstreet boys and someone who plays FeralHeart. I don't enjoy being a part of it.
(Bobbyis if you say anything for the love of god I will hurt you)

 

I have twice as many ureters as a normal person.

 

I shave my feet to make wearing socks & shoes less irritating.

 

I am feeling way to empathetic and thinking that I maybe need to dial it back a little. I get the impression that because I've matured enough to actually consider others feelings/understand their situations, a lot of people assume I'm stupid and pride emotion over logic. For some reason, compassion is often paired with the idea of weakness and stupidity.

I am faking my way out of my last exam so that I can sit it in two months time and do it then instead.

I also enjoy sniffing my cat. And chlorinated pools, and empty energy drink cans (especially Red Eye Platinum), and sunscreen.

I think asuras (the race from Guild Wars 2) are actually kind of attractive????? I swear to God my attractions/kinks/etc get weirder and weirder each day. I'm worried that eventually I'll only be able to get off on porn featuring afro'd albino black women with prosthetic limbs being penetrated by lightbulbs being inserted by hermaphroditic amputee mermen. Or something equally as convoluted, strange and specific.

 

I want to play an electric guitar. And I can't even get a girlfriend. No more.

 

I'm shamefully addicted to energy drinks (i.e. Monster and Red Bull). When I crack one open I put my nose right up to the opening and breathe in super deep before I start drinking it.

There are quite a few girls from anime tv shows that I think represent the perfect girl in both looks and personality, and that is probably half of the reason I like anime so much.

I pwn a custom electric guitar (yep, spelled correctly).

 

Dude you're only 15. Getting into a relationship isn't the most important thing evar. Sure it feels nice, but it's not essential. Plus, just getting into a relationship for the sake of being in one is a recipe for disaster.

I cannot eat cold sandwiches. It must be toasted. Can't eat a PB&J sandwich without toasting that bread first. If it isn't toasted, I will cry and throw it at someone.

 

Dude you're only 15. Getting into a relationship isn't the most important thing evar. Sure it feels nice, but it's not essential. Plus, just getting into a relationship for the sake of being in one is a recipe for disaster.

At first I thought, "Huh? I'm only 15? I thought I was a bit older..?" but then I saw the guy above me. Must've posted directly after me.

I cannot eat cold sandwiches. It must be toasted. Can't eat a PB&J sandwich without toasting that bread first. If it isn't toasted, I will cry and throw it at someone.

Of course! That's raw bread we're talking about! Gotta toast it! .. or... does this have something to do with Balrog Shine-flare Syndrome??

 

Lace, how do you have that many ureters in your kidneys? Are you a cow?

I take pride in getting angry at people I don't like and then reporting them to authorities for ridiculous reasons such as theft and defacing government property.

I also shave my legs not because I want to wear socks, but so that if people ever needed to see my legs, I could say that I borrowed my sister's legs.
Also - another interesting thing is that my mother once shaved her legs when she was 14 and now no hair ever grows back on them.

 

I'm forever alone at school.

 

that's not a secret.

 

I think I might turn out to be gay.

 

There are quite a few girls from anime tv shows that I think represent the perfect girl in both looks and personality, and that is probably half of the reason I like anime so much.

...Like?

Spoiler

(If you want to post in the anime thread instead, I can edit move this blurb~)

Ah, the 2D dilemma...
Hmm... Perfect anime girl... hmmm perfect anime girl...
Well, I might say Sakura from Card Captor Sakura... She seems absurdly perfect for the young anime girl for all age groups D: That show always gave me a warm fuzzy family feeling. A little bit of epic, a safe dosage of cuteness and good memories. Just thinking of that show makes me want to try harder in life~ Also, MAGIC USER.

For the next age group ... hmmm...
Well, Rin from Fate/stay night. (the visual novel). She can be scary but, always awe worthy. Dignity, intelligence, driven, beauty, sacrifices for others, and still human. Also, MAGIC USER.
Oh, and economically brilliant!

Next age group... ehh, not as many to pick from... (that I remember)
Oh... well there is Jun from Devil Lady... <3 ... DEVIL
Super model. Smart, killer looks, starts out reserved, timid; becomes outgoing independent and strong. Of course I haven't seen this in many years so...


OP
Deedlit. Elf. Also, MAGIC USER

Anyway, just for fine print, instead of calling them perfect, I might call them idols. I don't think there is a set type, personality or look that equates to perfect.

I won a TV once... but I threw away the ticket before I knew it ;_;

Instead of putting clothes in the cabinets and drawers in my room... It is completely filled with anime. @_@ Nobody knows about it though (uhhhh!)

 

I don't really know what counts as secrets in my case -_-
So I'll post what I think are secrets, knowing that there's a chance that it isn't a secret at all.
I guess I'll accidentally derail this thread; if I do, then sorry.

28 fears (including things like mirrors)?
The fact that I hate all sports?
That I live in a house that has only two rooms? (three, if a workshop is counted)
That I live in a house with four cats and five kittens? (it's 2003 all over again | _ |)
That I'm very flexible because I manage to stay standing if some bully tries to use something on me that he saw on WWE? (and I'm not even very tough or strong, I can't even carry a small wooden table!)
That I don't have control over my anger? (to the point of breaking stationary and... well, the next line, I guess)
That I almost killed myself on 7 March 2011? (well, the high school's headmaster said something about that; I don't really remember anything about my final school day)
That, although I prefer to be alone, I somehow always end up thinking about a person that doesn't exist whose name is Kim Tyranto, who likes fire and always wears winter clothing?
That I don't really know what love is? (mainly because almost everyone I know hates me)
That I'm so fast that it seems as though I can teleport? (technically impossible, unless somebody is very slow to notice movement, happened in 2009 once that I moved fast enough to let one of my few friends who was visiting think that I teleported)
That I have about 725 Yu-Gi-Oh cards that I don't really use because I have no-one to use them against? (not even as a throwing weapon)
That, if I sleep, I always wake up tired, but if I remain awake, I become more energetic? (somehow)
That I never feel the cold unless I feel ill?
That I have more than 20 berserk buttons? (cars, dogs, my full name (Wayne Jakobus Michael), spammers and the Emuparadise Forums being some of them)
That I have a Pikachu plush-doll-thing? (whatever it's called)
That I always nickname my Pikachu "Raichu"? (my first cat's name was Raichu, he died on 23 September 2003)
That I change my desktop background every single month?
That I'm working on two fan-fictions?
That I'm a member of eight forums? (I seriously need to get a life)
That I'm a very honest person?
That I don't keep secrets in my family? (basically, if my mother wants me to keep a secret from my father, I tell him anyway, and vice versa)
...
If none of those are secrets, then sorry.

...Like?

Spoiler

(If you want to post in the anime thread instead, I can edit move this blurb~)

Ah, the 2D dilemma...
Hmm... Perfect anime girl... hmmm perfect anime girl...
Well, I might say Sakura from Card Captor Sakura... She seems absurdly perfect for the young anime girl for all age groups D: That show always gave me a warm fuzzy family feeling. A little bit of epic, a safe dosage of cuteness and good memories. Just thinking of that show makes me want to try harder in life~ Also, MAGIC USER.

For the next age group ... hmmm...
Well, Rin from Fate/stay night. (the visual novel). She can be scary but, always awe worthy. Dignity, intelligence, driven, beauty, sacrifices for others, and still human. Also, MAGIC USER.
Oh, and economically brilliant!

Next age group... ehh, not as many to pick from... (that I remember)
Oh... well there is Jun from Devil Lady... <3 ... DEVIL
Super model. Smart, killer looks, starts out reserved, timid; becomes outgoing independent and strong. Of course I haven't seen this in many years so...


OP
Deedlit. Elf. Also, MAGIC USER

Anyway, just for fine print, instead of calling them perfect, I might call them idols. I don't think there is a set type, personality or look that equates to perfect.

All of them are unknown to me. :/
Curse [1] South Africa, and [2] my slow Internet.
And what's with the "MAGIC USER" stuff? @_@

Instead of putting clothes in the cabinets and drawers in my room... It is completely filled with anime. @_@ Nobody knows about it though (uhhhh!)

I don't have a lot of clothes, mainly because it's too expensive. And with expensive, I mean, over R200. As far as I know. :-\
So basically, my drawer is filled with books, mostly.
And sometimes my cat goes there to sleep. Rarely, though.

 

I routinely drink coffee that's 10+ hours old and lukewarm and enjoy almost as much as freshly brewed coffee. This also applies to stale rolls and bagels.
I would gladly go vegetarian if I could replace all meat in my diet with falafel.

 

Only the good kind of falafel.

 

That is a LOT of anime, so, which is your favorite anime?
Also, I don't have any secrets whatsoever, other then my alt account nothing! Nothing at all!
*He he he...*

 

Surely you have a dirty secret. Like the fact that you watch anime...

 

That's not a secret...
EDIT: yay! 150 posts!