Kings Blade

ha ha ha
Oh gods, paradox! If cheesy hadn't predicted the future, the future would have happenned how he predicted it, but since he did, it didn't. er, wha? :confuzzled:

No, I don't think it would have happened how I predicted if I hadn't predicted. Either that or I'm just a crappy predicter. Or both.

 

No, I don't think it would have happened how I predicted if I hadn't predicted. Either that or I'm just a crappy predicter. Or both.

No one can predict the future! Except God!

 

Anyone can predict the future. Just not everyone can predict it accurately.

 

What god?

Kage of course.

 

Kage of course.

No, not kage. I am talking about thee God, you know, the one and true God. Oh, I forgot you are all atheists.

 

I'm not an atheist... I'm a human being

 

I'm not atheist, because atheism is a religion. Don't group me in with any religion, because I don't believe any of it. It's all bullshit, and the only thing remotely religious that I believe in is Ninja Jesus.

then... your in a religion...

 

the one true god? ^^
you know, maybe were all in a polytheistic religion...
...like ancient greek...

 

nope, I am a Catholic.

 

no imagination.
these days, everyones a catholic! be original!
I'd recommend paganism, egyptian or norse. Heck, make your own religeon!

 

I think I shall found the Church of Ninja Jesus.
It's a form of Christianity, you see, without all the bullshit that never actually happened. There is a Heaven and a Hell, and If you're an evil douche bag sinner, Ninja Jesus will fuck you up.

Well, it is very easy to tell that you are thirteen. :eek:

 

Joker, please don't quote him unless he actually has something useful to say.

And atheism is not a religion. It may be just as much of a belief system (or philosophy) as a religion, but it is not itself a religion, because a religion implies a belief in some kind of supernatural power, usually a god or gods.

 

Hmm... The church of ninja jesus actually sounds pretty awesome.
how did we get on to this topic anyway? Maybe King is a god...
=O

 

or maybe mimiga jesus sent to protect the mimiga's. Thats why we find him in his sword and again when he appears in Jenka's Nightmare:eek:

 

How 'Bout Ninja Princess?
Ninja Downsizing?
Ninja George Bush?
Ninja Lace?

Hmm....
Yes, yes it does.

 

How come Ninja Ninja doesn't sound so badass then?

 

I prefer Leper Ninja.
For reasons you can't comprehend.

 

Exploding ninja doesn't sound as much BA as messy.

 

How 'bout Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot?

 

Nah. Too long.
Ninja God!
Pirate Wizard!
Flaming Monkey!
Robot Colonel!