Kanpachi is so badass that...

Feb 24, 2011 at 12:23 AM
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Marx said:
kanpachi is so badass that even chuck norris kneels down upon his presence.

Tpcool said:
And now instead of making Chuck Norris jokes, everybody has to make Kanpachi jokes. Kanpachi now owns the right to 'Roundhouse Kick.'

You have both committed the cardinal sin of this thread;
referring to Chuck Norris.

Kanpachi is so badass that he founded Rome.
 
Feb 24, 2011 at 12:24 AM
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Destroyed it, too.

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Kanpachi is so badass that he founded Rome.
In a day.
 
Feb 24, 2011 at 1:34 AM
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Re: Destroyed it, too.

Kanpachi is bad-ass that he sacked Rome, too.
 
Feb 24, 2011 at 8:05 AM
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Re: Destroyed it, too.

Kanpachi is so badass that his name replaced every use of Kanpachi's ever, even the ones used as i am typing this very post. that means all Kanpachi jokes are now Kanpachi jokes.
 
Feb 25, 2011 at 2:59 AM
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In Soviet Russia, Kanpachi longs to be a badass person.

Which means...
 
Feb 25, 2011 at 4:25 AM
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Kanpachi's so badass that he once started up Cave Story, started a new game, and started eating the keyoard. By the time he swallowed, he had completed the game.
 
Feb 26, 2011 at 2:54 PM
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Badnik96 said:
Kanpachi's so badass that he once started up Cave Story, started a new game, and started eating the keyoard. By the time he swallowed, he had completed the game.

But, why eat the keyboard?
 
Feb 26, 2011 at 3:03 PM
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Feb 26, 2011 at 4:42 PM
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Pff, there are things far more badass than chewing plastic, silicone, and circuits.
Unless it's an old microswitch keyboard (the clickity-clack ones), but then that would just be evil.
 
Feb 26, 2011 at 7:05 PM
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all the retardation of discussing flawed logic in what amounts to chuck norris jokes with a different character aside, Kanpachi is so badass he nuked the entirety of Asia by blinking at it.
 
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Kanpachi is so badass that when Cave Story 3D comes out many people will explode randomly due to the awesomeness of Kanpachi in 3D.
 
May 17, 2011 at 9:33 PM
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Kanpachi is so badass that he would kick GIR's ass!
 
May 18, 2011 at 9:14 PM
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Kanpachi is so badass that he is the actual owner of the forum.
 
May 18, 2011 at 9:47 PM
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kanpachi is badass, so badass infact that even i cannoot begin to think of his badassery.
 
May 19, 2011 at 12:27 AM
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Kanpachi is so badass that the word badass doesn't even begin to tell.
 
May 21, 2011 at 12:46 AM
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ARE YOU READY FOR KANPACHI?
no. No one can ever be ready for Kanpachi.
 
May 30, 2011 at 8:59 AM
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Kanpachi is so badass that after Pixel created him Kanpachi went into the past and gave birth to Pixel.
 
May 30, 2011 at 2:23 PM
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kanpachi is so badass that he created the badass smiley epic face
----> :mrgreen:

or

kanpachi is so badass that he made the word badass thats so badass his badass is badassin is!!! that dosnt sound right does it :confused: and he made he docter cry :balrog: <Wahhhhh!! mummy!!
 
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And Kanapachi is so badass that when he orgasms the world shakes for a few seconds...
 
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