Kanpachi is so badass that...

kanpachi is so badass that even chuck norris kneels down upon his presence.

And now instead of making Chuck Norris jokes, everybody has to make Kanpachi jokes. Kanpachi now owns the right to 'Roundhouse Kick.'

You have both committed the cardinal sin of this thread;
referring to Chuck Norris.

Kanpachi is so badass that he founded Rome.

 

Destroyed it, too.

Kanpachi is so badass that he founded Rome.

In a day.

 

Re: Destroyed it, too.

Kanpachi is bad-ass that he sacked Rome, too.

 

Re: Destroyed it, too.

Kanpachi is so badass that his name replaced every use of Kanpachi's ever, even the ones used as i am typing this very post. that means all Kanpachi jokes are now Kanpachi jokes.

 

In Soviet Russia, Kanpachi longs to be a badass person.

Which means...

 

Kanpachi's so badass that he once started up Cave Story, started a new game, and started eating the keyoard. By the time he swallowed, he had completed the game.

 

Kanpachi's so badass that he once started up Cave Story, started a new game, and started eating the keyoard. By the time he swallowed, he had completed the game.

But, why eat the keyboard?

 

But, why eat the keyboard?

Because it's badass!

 

Pff, there are things far more badass than chewing plastic, silicone, and circuits.
Unless it's an old microswitch keyboard (the clickity-clack ones), but then that would just be evil.

 

all the retardation of discussing flawed logic in what amounts to chuck norris jokes with a different character aside, Kanpachi is so badass he nuked the entirety of Asia by blinking at it.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that when Cave Story 3D comes out many people will explode randomly due to the awesomeness of Kanpachi in 3D.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that he would kick GIR's ass!

 

Kanpachi is so badass that he is the actual owner of the forum.

 

kanpachi is so badass he prevents from mr chinfish to do a troll face

 

kanpachi is badass, so badass infact that even i cannoot begin to think of his badassery.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that the word badass doesn't even begin to tell.

 

ARE YOU READY FOR KANPACHI?
no. No one can ever be ready for Kanpachi.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that after Pixel created him Kanpachi went into the past and gave birth to Pixel.

 

kanpachi is so badass that he created the badass smiley epic face
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or

kanpachi is so badass that he made the word badass thats so badass his badass is badassin is!!! that dosnt sound right does it and he made he docter cry <Wahhhhh!! mummy!!

 

Just a question, How old are you Picto-Curly?

And Kanapachi is so badass that when he orgasms the world shakes for a few seconds...