Kanpachi is so badass that...

ZALGO

 

He only comes.

Kanpachi fucks for as long as he wants then fucks off the way he wants.

 

T̛̹͈o͔͈ͅ ͎̥͚̠͓̲͕͑̾ͦ̍̚͟i̝͎̚n̽̏͠v͍ͣ͋͛ͯͫó̖̤̜ͬ̈́ͫ̚̚k̡͖̫͓̔̽̎̿e̪͔̟̳̬̝ͫ ̳̬̈̄̈́ͤͣt͚͖̪̦̯͓̑h̟͉͈͉e̩͓͂̈͐̆͋ h͓͉͚̱͍̝̠͝i̴̝͔̥ͨ̒́̋̑͒v̙̬̬̹̝̦̰͑̿̈́ͬͤͧe͙͇̻͛ͬ͠-̶̂ͣ̆m̘̖͕̳̗̲̓͌ͯ̋ͩ̈́̚ỉ͍͔̤̭̯̉ņ̻̤͍͉̞ͩ͑ͩ̿͊̉̐ͅͅd͖̙̟͛̾͗̊͂ͪ́ ̘̜̐̂͆̐ͨř̡̿ͧe̵ͤ͒ͯ̾̒͊p̵̭͈̹̟̞͍̜ͦṙ̰̯̟̼͓̜ḛ̦̹̜̤̞ͣͨ̓̿ͭ̆̂ş͖̤̠̞̝̥ę͎̭̤͔̬͒͛̀̏n̷͖̲̻͉͆ͥ̾̇ͪ̌̽t͍͔̑̃ͧ̍̔̅͋ȉ̪ͭͭ̆̐ň̡̫͑̔̊ͧ̍̏g̫̫͈͓̝̺͛̓͒ͯ ͙̺̺̟̞̒ͅc͔̱͙̾͛̄ͦ̊̀h̟a̛̯̘͍̯͍̜̺͐͐ͭo͗͑̈s͕̦̽̏ͪ͜ͅͅ.͕̖͓͂͑̾̄
̺̗̼̳̝͇͎Ĩ̵͓͙̣n͓͚̲͎͕̮̰̓̒̿̒̏v͇̬̙͓̰̊͘o͛ͨͧ͂͊ͭk̭̭̥̱̗̝̬ͭ͗̑ͨ͡i̤ͥ̔ͮ̾̕n̛̯̹̯̣̞̯̳͗g̫̼̼̯͙̼͕ͩ̑͗̈́̌̚ ̠̭̰̰̼ͯͯ͋ț̵̔̆̋͋̈́h͓̰͖͇̳̖̞́͐ẽ̙̥̦̘̼͂͜ ̖̹̮̜͇̈́͗̏̕f̤͕͋̍̂̽ͥ́ḙ̱̬̆͋ͬ́͗͟ͅe̥̹͑ͬͥ̊ͦ̾́l͔̤̐́̋̇i̦̯͚͚̟̩ͥͩ̎̀ͦͧͤn̤͇̂̅͗̎͌͘ǵ̝̲̦ͮ̀̀ ͙͉͙̫͈ͨ̈́ö́̓̅f̟͓̥͚̪̝̯̑̋͒̍͛͛ ̛̘͎̱̳͔͔̳̈̓̾̅͂c͇̺̤̘͇͕h̴̫̲̣̭̯̭̻ͭͬ̋ͣ͛̇͋a̖͖͑͞o̦͋ͬ̊̈ͤ̆s̵͓̝̳̊ͪ̐͒̒̏.̺̤̥̾ͨ̋͊
̣͕̖͚͔͚̄̂ͤ͌͒͂͘W̨̬͚̯͚͓̪̭͊ͨ͒ͯͫi̭͈͕̞ͥ̐ͧ̓͊t̞̻̘̦̩̼̄̇ͩh̵͓̤̼̣͎̬̲ ͉̯̣ͧ̚͘o̶̰̭̖̯ŭ̗͈̟̤̱̠̝͒ͧ͑̆͋͝t̺̾̈́͒ͮ̾ͩͣ͝ ̰̫̬͙͖́o̼ͭ̉͌́̚r͖͔̳͖̭̚͠d͓̣̙̟͔̂̀͒ȅ̮̤͊͑͠ṛ̵͒̈.͐̋̾̑͡
̻̋̒T̼̥̤͎͓̝͕͂̌͆̓ḥ̔̄ͩ͗̽̾è̄͑ ̭͙͙͇͍̹ͩN̜̠̙͈̱ͧ̌̊̆͊e̖͉͕̣̜̊̆͠z͖̩͓̱͙̯̐͡p̅̋ͩ̚҉̰̻̪̰̺͕ͅe͉͕̱͈̺ͪ̊͛ͪ̂ř̫̹̺͎̇͗̀͌ḓ̫̮̤̗̲̔͛͆ͭ͢į͎̺̲̪̘ͨ́ͧ́ä̗̻̱̤̼́̊͊ͫͥ̈́̈ͅn̡̰̞͓͚̬ ͖̙̥̪̱̳̮ͮh̤̝͈̲̝̹͘ĭ̬̜̺͉̬͍v̭̼̰̲̣̞e̵͚̤̠̭̙̬ͅ-̙̦̙̪̬͇̦ͩͧ̇ͮm̪̥͔̎i̷̱͔̞͖̤̥̩͛̒̐̃͌͂n̈́ͨ҉̖̰ͅd̨̻̟̬̖͚̪̑̓̄ ̡͓̹̺̳ͭͫoͣ̿ͪf͙͔̦̮̝͚͔̆ͫ͗ͯ͆̚ ̜͚̋̍ͯ͠ͅc̣̥͇͚̓̏ͩ͆͑̿͠h͙͈͕͓͖͇̩͑ͪa̛̮̝̹̿̿o̖̅̑ͥ́s͇̪̬͑̕.̈ ̰̯͖̱̝̜̐Z̞̭̱̍ͫͯͧ̍͑̓ͅa̷͈͙̪ͅl̷̠̟̖̣̭̐g̳ͭ̿̔ͫ̈ͪ̚͞o̭͖͗̀ͥ.̟̓̉ͬ̊͊̊ ̞͇͇̝̍̅ͅ
͚͚̰͍͓̇̅͞ͅH͍e̻͓̬̰͇̹̳͂͆͊͗̊̂ ̝̙͍̩̟̝͙ͩͭ̉̇̓̐ẅ́h͆̋͊͑͟ọ͕̬̻̥͖͋ͫ̀ ̘̱̮̬͚̱ͫ̂̂̇ͧW͚͊͆͗̔͐ͭa͇̠̗̺͆̏ͩī̛͉̦̫̖͖ṱ̭̝̯̬͎̂ͦs͍̞͙̹͙̿͑͂ͪ ̗̜̳́̈́͒͂̏ͭ́̀B̸̟̩̪͉̳̯͎e͕͎̤̊͌h̊̓̑̈̓̃̚͜i̶̹͔͚̭̲̠̅ͦn̫̹̳̝ͬ͆̚d͕̖͍͕ͩ ̯͚̝̘̳̻̖̈́͊T̛́ͮ͂h͙͚̞̆e̻̭̳ͤ̃̃̃́̌̕ ͇̳̭̖̭͇͚̂W͈̘̞̺͇̓ͩͬͅả̗̱͈̏ͦͪ̂̉̈́͜l̼͍̝̣̝͈͖ͪͧ͋͌ͪ̾̄͠l̩̦̝̲̲̅̔ͣ͂͗̒͠.̇ͣ̌ͭ͟
̩̗̙̠̹͢Z̘̪̞̎ͫ̀ͤ̚ͅA̡̹̫̼͙̎̽̍L͔̖͑̐ͯ̍̚G̹̽̌͠O̦͆̒̄ͭ!̣̤͉̰̮̊͜

Z̴ͪ̓ͫ͐͞͏̴̸̻̠̪̭͍A̴̫̞̙͉͇̟̙͖̳̩̠͓̬̙͒̐ͥͣ̐̀͌͗̌́ͅL̡̞͙̳͔̟̣͎̖̗̰̭̜̣̞̳͂ͥͮͦG̨̩̦̣̳̩̹̪̱̯͙͙̦͙̙̻̩͎͒ͨ̃ͧ̈̽ͥͯ̇̇̉̆͛ͪ͜͞O̒͌̏̿̽̆ͮ̀̌́̆͏̛͢͏̷͈̰̭̟̱!͒̽̿ͣ̀ͪ͑͗̄̽̆̚͏̢̢͎̲͕̩̫͎̥̰̞̹̯


Kanpachi knows who was phone.

 

Kanoachi is so badass that he IS phone.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that those not dressed in Lv10 anti-badassery suits implode in his presence

 

Kanpachi is so badass that I'm doing this shit again.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that killed mage Lowell

 

Kanpachi is so badass he can use the bucket star.

 

Kan- *head asplodes due to awesome-factor overload*

 

Kanpachi's badassery is OVER 9,000!

 

Kanpachi is so badass that he doesn't just play the piano, HE FUCKING DOMINATES IT INTO SUBMISSION!!!

 

Kanpachi is so badass that he doesn't just play the piano, HE FUCKING DOMINATES IT INTO SUBMISSION!!!

You mean he stares at it until it plays a song he likes.

 

That's what you do

 

Kanpachi is so badass that a planet-full of clones of SPARTAN-117 wouldn't stand a chance.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that he doesn't use pencils, he just uses others peoples blood.

 

Kanpachi is so badass, he doesn't write. he just stares at the page until the words write themselves out of terror of what Kanpachi will do to it if it defies his will.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that the Island is actually held up by him, using his fishing rod. It collapsed when Kanpachi decided the island wasn't worth holding up forever.

 

kanpachi is so badass that even chuck norris kneels down upon his presence.

 

kanpachi is so badass that even chuck norris kneels down upon his presence.

And now instead of making Chuck Norris jokes, everybody has to make Kanpachi jokes. Kanpachi now owns the right to 'Roundhouse Kick.'

 

Kanpachi is so badass that even the Chinfish stays away...