Hello Penguin 2: Too

Aug 25, 2014 at 3:30 PM
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we already beat the game for you so you don't have to go through all the boring grindy parts
(there's a quest about 2/3 of the way through where you have to traverse the entire map on foot without taking damage or your vial of Penguin Tears will break and you can't get the best ending, it's complete bullshit)
you can play with one of the saves I left in they're right at the good part
 
Aug 25, 2014 at 6:38 PM
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Noxid said:
we already beat the game for you so you don't have to go through all the boring grindy parts
(there's a quest about 2/3 of the way through where you have to traverse the entire map on foot without taking damage or your vial of Penguin Tears will break and you can't get the best ending, it's complete bullshit)
you can play with one of the saves I left in they're right at the good part
i really wanted to play a full game
but you tricked us
you tricked us all noxid
 
Aug 26, 2014 at 12:32 AM
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Peng is OP
Please nerf game.

In all seriousness half way through the second boss I decided that I'm not much obliged to play super prolonged RPG battles,

Plus I saw the superhpfill##'s in the file folder and I think I made the right choice.

This is still best final boss in game to date, so HELLO TEAM gets the honorary Juan Pablo Award.
 
Aug 26, 2014 at 5:05 AM
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EnlightenedOne said:
Peng is OP
Please nerf game.

In all seriousness half way through the second boss I decided that I'm not much obliged to play super prolonged RPG battles,

Plus I saw the superhpfill##'s in the file folder and I think I made the right choice.

This is still best final boss in game to date, so HELLO TEAM gets the honorary Juan Pablo Award.
Don't worry about the superhpfill##'s in the file folder, those are just used for a simply hyped-up version of a normal hp bar.

Against all odds I managed to best Penguin, though if this was the right choice we'll never know.
 
Aug 26, 2014 at 7:20 AM
Um... Chosen One? Yeah that'll work. : P
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SeasonsOfDestiny said:
Don't worry about the superhpfill##'s in the file folder, those are just used for a simply hyped-up version of a normal hp bar.

Against all odds I managed to best Penguin, though if this was the right choice we'll never know.
I'm crap at rpgs so I just used the hello ending cheetz.
 
Aug 26, 2014 at 1:59 PM
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REDD YOU MONSTER
YOU LET OUT THE SECRET
THIS IS A TERRIBLE TIME FOR US ALL. . .

but hey like nno r ude
 
Aug 26, 2014 at 3:29 PM
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you guys actually have shit in your data folders???
mine is just a basketball wtf this is bogus
 
Aug 26, 2014 at 10:59 PM
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Saying the unthinkable phrase that started the reckoning in the first place not only commits a hard lock on your soul on the game, but deletes every single file (except sports.jpg).

Get another copy Doors.
 
Aug 27, 2014 at 2:58 AM
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Nah my copy is many times better
 
Aug 27, 2014 at 3:48 AM
tem go to colleg and make u prouds!!!
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HyMyNameIsMatt said:
It only happens once.
Penguin appeared for me twice. I'm scared now.
 
Aug 27, 2014 at 4:45 AM
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HyMyNameIsMatt said:
It only happens once.
Thatnamelessguy said:
Penguin appeared for me twice. I'm scared now.
It refuses to happen to me at all, because I'm that weird guy who uses OSX.
 
Aug 29, 2014 at 1:35 AM
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Aug 29, 2014 at 11:50 AM
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did you unzip the game like it said
 
Sep 12, 2014 at 11:54 PM
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Goerge Bobicles said:
all I got was "goodbye"

You must have done something horrible to penguin. Whatever you did, it was probably horrible and deserves shunning/punishment.
 
Sep 13, 2014 at 12:39 AM
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Noxid said:
did you unzip the game like it said
yes I did
Sora655 said:
You must have done something horrible to penguin. Whatever you did, it was probably horrible and deserves shunning/punishment.
all I did was open the program. It said goodbye before I even could say "hello there, fine penguin"
 
Sep 13, 2014 at 12:47 AM
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Penguin requires the highest degree of patience and dedication if you wish for him to present himself to you.
It would appear that your patience and dedication are...lacking, by Penguin's standards.
 
Sep 13, 2014 at 1:18 AM
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penguin also requires the highest version of java
you should try reinstalling that
 
Sep 13, 2014 at 3:59 AM
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