Haiku chat

Quoth our Wedge of Cheese,
"Jed is the wanderer Quote."
That's totally me.

 

Indeed, and in fact,
you do know how to juggle,
so I won't worry.

 

and three months later
I am reading this great thread
and am nostalgic

 

"Bump!" goes this old thread.
Nonetheless, I am happy
to see it come back.

 

Bi-

na-
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hai-
kus.
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the
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cool

kids
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are
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now.

 

What I do not know
Is how that made sense to you
it made me go away

 

Convert number of
syllables to binary.
That's what I did bro.

 

I am back you guys
But you probably don't care
Back from a slumber

 

Total fat: 0
Sodium: 110
Sugars: 64

Read from the back of
a mysterious object:
a bottle of sprite.

Unfortunately,
I am lacking in units.
They could be kilos

 

Remember silly:
Law of mass conservation.
Does it weigh that much?

 

weight measures force, gir
I just posted thirteen times
at cheeses behest

 

But weight and mass are
Directly proportional
to one another.

Thus the object's weight
Can be used in place of mass.
With a constant g.

(of 9.81
metres over seconds squared
if used on this planet.)

 

But are you quite sure
that I am indeed upon
this lovely planet?

I actually
prefer to drink my sweet sprite
on Jupiter's shores.

 

My dearest cheesey.
g would still be a constant
on jupiter's shores.

Different it is,
but law of conservation
would still be valid.

 

Yes, but my point is
my sprite could weigh a shit ton
with much higher g.

Before, we had asked,
do we measure weight or mass?
Weight, 'cause then I'm right

 

The school of music
has funny recital ads.
As an example:

Haikus are easy,
but sometimes they don't make sense.
Tuba recital.

 

Hark! A double post!
What madness is this, ol' Wedge?
Ah well, whatever.

 

It is the madness
of me not giving a shit.
Tuhroni & cheese.

 

Hey! Hey you! You there!
You want me to find the mass?
Just integrate twice!

Laminas are simple -
Evaluate the dy,
And then solve goodly.

 

I can't make haikus
Fuck my ass
This sucks