Haiku chat

This thread is simple
Everything that people say
Must be a haiku.

 

This thread is awesome
so even limericks of
great awesome fall short

 

This is too easy.
I did this with Lowell once.
Over Hamachi.

 

Limericks are good
But haikus are far better.
Yes, this thread kicks ass.

 

Refrigerator.
This haiku doesn't even.
Hippopotamus.

 

010
1000
1011

 

1337
3.14159
$69

 

while binary is
cool, trinary is better.
0012

 

Your last line is not
five syllables. You fail.
I do not fail.

 

while binary is
cool, trinary is better.
0012

You dissapoint me.
Last line: Extra syllable.
Doing it quite wrong!

 

We showed him, Cheesy!
I can double post now please?
It makes me happy...

 

no. lace pronounces.
stuff weird - the last line is... is...
zero oh one two

 

You had to stutter
To make your second line work.
That's really not good.

Whatever makes you
happy my dear DragonBoots.
Double post away.

 

if it is better
"oh zero one two" is made
haiku dictator

 

Pronouncing zero
like oh is fine. Life is good.
And so is this thread.

 

Oh, my dear Cheesy...
How much I do so love you.
Let's make a babby.

As for you, Lacey.
I do not love you now, so...
Get out of my sight.

This thread is awesome.
We should all keep posting here.
Until we get banned.

 

I love you too Boots.
I prefer bomb to babby.
Set up Lace the bomb.

Why would we get banned?
Andwhy is not that uncool.
Please don't prove me wrong.

 

What if I cannot
write a very good haiku?
Can I still post here?

 

Yes you can, Golf-Crank.
Ha-ha! I made a word play!
"Ha-ha!" is a word.

 

alas, t-jack, you
can, a fact that breaks my heart
like boots shunning me

I am possessing
twelve hundred posts, despite the
evil darn ninjas.