Haiku chat

Wow, your haiku rhymes
Congratulations on that
I can't do the same

 

I noticed not that.
Thanks for pointing that out, Qwexe.
This thread is so good.

 

Thread has lingered much.
But now it will roar to life.
Because we are here.

 

I have some bad news.
This thread flares up quite often,
Only to recede.

 

We won't let it though.
Recede, that is, obvious.
The thread will live on.

 

I use my fingers
When I'm posting on this thread
To count syllables

 

You sir, are failure.
I, however, am not that.
I count in my head.

 

We're in the same house
So we're both kind of failures
Since we're talking here

 

Yet again you move
To invade another game
Why do you do this?

 

Well, actually,
I didn't invade, I bumped.
It was revival.

 

Dunc, there's a problem.
Your first line is lacking one.
Syllable, of course.

 

You're totally wrong
I just looked it up online
Fact check if you want

 

Don't give up on us, baby.
Do not let this die.
There are no caves in the sky.

 

Malice, you messed up.
You switched the lines from 5,
to seven. Vice-versa.

Dammit dammit damn
I didn't conform myself.
Fuckitty fuck fuck.

 

Ooh, a Haiku chat
How do i always miss stuff?
Poor observation...

 

My tooth is aching.
My weary mind must mod more
So that I can sleep.

 

dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks
dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks
dicks dicks dicks dicks fuck you

Haiku by cultr1

 

Those bad words my friend.
Will return to haunt your dreams.
For that resume.

edit: fixed line 1

 

Indeed, cult, that word,
fuck you, is obviously just
one syllable, fuck you.

 

Those bad words my friend.
Will return to haunt your dreams.
For that resume.

Error in line three.
Without accent, it won't work.
Resumé is right.

Not resume, A.M.
But resumé does not sound
like it belongs there.

An exception would
be if you were intending
to copy Shakespeare.