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Haiku fail

Learn to count, hobag.
"Talking" is two syllables.
Brace for dick-beating.

Shut your bro mouth, man.
You put 6 in the first line.
I oughta slap you.

Shut your ho mouth, woman.
Can't you see men are talking?
I oughta slap you.

Heh, apparently...
It's you who can't count, Captain.
First line, not second.

 

Re: Haiku fail

Shit. It's not my fault.
I have to count on my hands,
Which have six fingers.

 

Re: Haiku fail

You did it again
The last like has five of them
Hahaha haha ha

 

What failures...

Don't you know Haikus?
The last line is five, not six.
Haiku one-oh-one...

 

Wha' choo talkin' bout?
All the cool kids write them
with six in the last line.

 

And apparently,
in the second line as well.
That's unfortunate.

 

What if I pronounce
'kids' with a funny accent;
khid-ze? Uh, maybe?

 

Is this the real life?
Or is this just fantasy?
Trapped in a landslide...

 

Icosahedron.
Triscadecaphobia.
Incredulity.

 

Duck-billed platypus.
Pachycephalosaurus.
Infested Terran.

 

I miss this here thread.
It was such entertainment
in the good old days.

 

Remember that time
I tried to make a Haiku
but I counted wrong?

Man, those were the days.
Too bad we don't Haiku now,
I thought it was fun.

 

You are not alone
in having made a mistake.
This thread must not die.

 

I will write for you
A Haiku about Haiku.
Oh it is over

 

I am so boring
or rather superbly bored
oh yeah cya foos

 

I really wanted
to start a haiku thread, but
I guess we have one.

Wow, twelve whole pages?!
Man, that is substantially
longer than most threads.

 

At Miraigamer,
there is no greater glory
than cunning Haiku.

 

Indeed, my good sir.
I have spent many a day
Writing in Haiku.

 

Ohai all you foos.
Guess what I'mma gonna do?
Bump for great justice.

 

Ohai all you foos.
Guess what I'mma gonna do?
Bump for great justice.

I am sorry but
Who are trying to be?
Captain Fabulous?

Also I have here
One of my favorite gifs
by the Captain Fab.