Haiku chat

Im not ignorant
I know how to do Haiku
learned it in sixth grade

ok this is seriously hard because ALOT of thinking is required

 

Omg thinking.
Oh, the horror, the horror.
How will you go on?

 

You know what I like?
Your Notificatins 3
GIVE MY ATTENTION

 

The Holiday Rush

Jingle of the bells,
Colourful lights all around,
And up goes the Tree.

The Ghouls out of sight,
With that Holiday long done.
Time for new festives.

No time to dawdle!
Only a month or two left!
Why not start early?

But, I’ve misgivings,
Aren’t we waiting for something?
Oh right, Thanksgiving!
{Bump}

 

this thread was bad-ass
at the beginning, alas
and you are a spaz

BAM! rhymes, oh yeah, win.
lace can post here so rejoice
postcount doesn't ups.
yups

 

Hey VoidMage_Lowell,
I know you're American,
But what about us?

Up here in the north
We've busted out ornaments.
Well, Sears has anyway.

It's a bit crazy;
They sold trees in October!
HAVE SOME PATIENCE, DUDES!

Anyway, point is:
We had Thanksgiving last month.
Beat you to it, sorry.

 

No, Fabulous, no
Way too many haikus
Haiku overload

 

Yes you did, sir Fist.
Seven syllables in the
second line of it.

 

Thanks for noticing
I have corrected it now
This is filler text

 

I have a feeling i-- NEVERMIND FIXED IT

Silly Mister Fist
That is not a haiku now
I would recommend:

I have a feeling
I might have made a mistake
But now it is gone.

 

Silly Mister Fist
That is not a haiku now
I would recommend:

I have a feeling
I might have made a mistake
But now it is gone.

it never was part of the haiku

 

This thread is simple
Everything that people say
Must be a haiku.

Quoted for the rules
Is what I would simply say
But that is too short

 

Cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks
Cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks
Cocks cocks cocks penis

 

Penis penises penis penis penis
Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
Penis penis penis unircorns

 

fail fail fail fail fail
fail fail fail fail
fail fail fail

pronunciation guide:

fale fale fale fale fale
fayul fayul fale fayul
fale fayul fayul

 

Oooo
Aaah
Uhhh

pronunciation guide:

Why, hello there. Sup?
Lace just wants to inform you.
That he is pretty.

+ translationparty

Why, hello there. How
are you? I will notify
the race. It's his store.

 

Translationparty:
As weird as it makes your text,
it's still a haiku...

 

first five syllables
second seven syllables
third five syllables

epic haiku made.
read it for awsum nao pl0x
Plus 5 syllables

 

I just lost the game.
I really did lose the game.
I lost it bitches.

 

The hand of justice,
while much harder than the fist
of the law, is not nearly

as hard as the dick
of the law. this is a quote
from cheese. the biatch.