Haiku chat

Obviously yes.
Because you did, so you can.
Eat that logic bitch!

 

the last three response
were all to t-jack. ya, man.
we all need some lives

 

I am not hungry
and logic is not for food.
You make no sense, wedge.

 

In a half hour
I'll return to my said "life"
Until then, HAIKUS!!

 

these forums, though sweet,
shall leave my life in five mins
sadly as I chore

 

It is 3 AM.
I should go to bed right now,
but I don't want to.

 

Is T-Jack a girl?
I'm starting to wonder now...
He reminds me of...

Someone I used to
Know a long time ago. Long, long
Ago, before I

Was on these forums.
T'was a time most of you can't
Even remember.

This is crazy long.
I should wrap this up before...
HIPPOPOTAMUS!

 

it is 9 pm
even though you will say
the rest of this post

in a french accent
that does not make it any
more acceptable.

lace saw pumpkins thrown
really really really far.
it was quite awesome.

and boots, though you may
enquire, in your mind, t
is a dude. hippo.

 

You write too much, Boots.
And no, I am not a girl.
Why do you think that?

 

I will read your mom
in a French accent. OH SNAP!
That's right I went there.

 

you ignored my post
gosh darned smelly ugly.
ugly is three.

we are posting too
fast, it is quite confusing
said the lace, oddly.

 

You write too much, Boots.
And no, I am not a girl.
Why do you think that?

Your demeanor.
It's very female in tone.
It says otherwise.

But I'll take your word
In this matter. But, know this:
You're very girly.

 

"uh-guh-lee"?? Really?
Well, whatever floats your boat.
Lace, you silly goose.

Eh, wut, DragonBoots?
I find nothing feminine
About sir T-Jack.

 

Your demeanor.
It's very female in tone.
It says otherwise.

But I'll take your word
In this matter. But, know this:
You're very girly.

Interesting, Boots.
You are the first to say that.
It is news to me.

See? Even wedge thinks
that I am not feminine.
Trust me, I'm a man.

 

Oi, I just noticed:
Wedge, your avatar's eyes, they're...
Looking the wrong way.

Dee semicolon
It is very sad now, dude.
Colon curly brace.

 

Ah, crap, you're right, Boots!
I might fix that at some point.
Or maybe I won't.

I am going to
log off of the forums now.
Goodbye for now y'all.

 

Another day dawns
and I'm looking forward to
more haiku goodness.

 

What the fuck is this?
I have no time for this crap.
Screw this I'm leaving.

 

Haiku is hard 'cause
you have to think of those things
they call syllables.

Ignore my last post
because I really like this
this is pretty fun...

I should do one more
but I dont know what to write
once again this is hard

 

You know, my dear friend,
for someone who has no time
you do write a lot.