When I first visited the States, I discovered that if you order fried chicken, you had better be ready for motherfucking fried chicken. Not just sort of in the mood for fried chicken, but god damn, you want so much friend chicken right now.
I think they gave me like half a chicken.
Y'all sure love your fried chicken down there. I mean, I love it too, but Americans take it to another level. Be proud of that, you guys.