Dear Doctor Fabulous

Would calling you Captain Fapulous count as such a thing?
Or has that been done?

 

That's definitely been done before. So has Captain Fagulous, CptFag, FapCab, and Captain Fablethingy, because certain Germans are functionally retarded.

 

So I see it is acceptable.
Which in this forum it seems like everything's acceptable.

 

There are limits.
My preference is that people not probe them.

 

There are limits.
My preference is that people not probe them.

Of course not. I've never been one to cause trouble.
I just meant, well, look at some of the topics there has been.

 

Dear Doctor Fabulous,
Will you ever make a Cave Story parody or something similar? You`ve got the funny while I`ve got the boredom

 

Dear Doctor Fabulous,
Will you ever make a Cave Story parody or something similar? You`ve got the funny while I`ve got the boredom

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I don't think it's that great, but reception seems to be mixed.

 

Dear Fab,

do you have any talents? Any at all?

 

Dear Fab,

do you have any talents? Any at all?

Aside from being a doctor and a comedian? Yes, but they would be wasted on you uncultured pigs.

 

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dear Fab:

so what's "better" about it? if i have a different version i downloaded before, should i upgrade to this one?

 

Fixed spelling, a couple formatting mistakes, stuff like that. If you want to read the whole thing in its original, glorious, typo-ridden form, just read the Twitter feed.

 

Dear Doctor Fabulous...

Why is this thread dieing?

 

Well Hymyn, I don't know. I thought it was going great and everyone was having fun. However, the thread wasn't really used for its intended purpose. I wanted it to be an advice column type deal, but no one's asked me for advice. Most people are asking me for my opinion on stuff, which is fine too, but the thread died when people were just asking silly questions. Those are fun, but they took the seriousness out of the thread, so it died.

tl;dr: Actually ask for advice, niggers.

 

Should I get into skydiving?

 

Yes, because it's awesome and not very dangerous when you're with a professional. However, jumping out of a plane never feels very safe. That's the whole point of it. If you're an adrenaline junkie, pretty much the only reason not to is that you have to be strapped to an old fat man.
Also, pix or it didn't happen.

 

What should I do if my brother is an antagonistic deadbeat that is going nowhere in life and most likely will be a burden on the family?

 

Tell your brother to write to an advice column.

 

Dear Doctor Fabulous,
I plan to learn another language when I pass my Spanish exam, but I`m not sure Italian or Portuguese. Which one from these two should I pick, and why?

 

Dear Doctor Fabulous,
I plan to learn another language when I pass my Spanish exam, but I`m not sure Italian or Portuguese. Which one from these two should I pick, and why?

That kind of depends on where you live and whether you're going to be talking to Italian or Portuguese people. Learning Portuguese would be a good idea if you plan on visiting Portgual or Brazil, obviously. I'm going to assume that's not a big factor here, though.
If you live in an English-speaking country, go for Italian. Both languages have the same practical use, so learn the one that will get you more babes. I'm not trying to put down Portuguese here; I'm sure it's a beautiful and expressive language. Unfortunately, most Americans just think of Portugal as Spain's little brother that likes to act up for attention, if they even know where Portugal is (hint: Europe).
Italian, however, is often touted as the most romantic language ever, because nothing turns on the ladies more than civil unrest. James Bond speaks Italian a few times. He's never spoken Portuguese, even though it's clearly better than Spanish.
So, if you want to be more like James Bond, learn Italian. If Italian is too mainstream for you, learn Portuguese.

Dear Doctor Fabulous,
What should I do if I become the stupid kid that I was two years ago?

Sue Brad Pitt for giving you on Buttonitis.

No but really, just revert to a situation in which you were not a stupid kid, and you'll naturally adapt back to not being a stupid kid. It's science.

 

Dear Doctor Fabulous,
What should I do if I become the stupid kid that I was two years ago?

[Moved post so it doesn't break the chain.]