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Jan 22, 2011 at 5:52 PM
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Dear Doctor Fabulous,

Is Fabulocity contagious?
 
Jan 22, 2011 at 6:13 PM
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Why do people make "unboxing" videos?
 
Jan 22, 2011 at 9:06 PM
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Malpercio said:
Dear Doctor Fabulous,

Is Fabulocity contagious?
Yes, and Unfabulocity spray is the best way to prevent catching it.

thecrown said:
Why do people make "unboxing" videos?
Because everyone feels special when they unwrap a new toy, and everyone who feels special wants to show everyone on the internet how special they are. Consumerism is the shit, yo.
 
Jan 22, 2011 at 9:12 PM
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Dear Doctor Fabulous,

If there is such thing as an omnipotent God, could he create a rock that heavy that he himself cannot lift?
 
Jan 22, 2011 at 9:13 PM
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trickybilly said:
Dear Doctor Fabulous,

If there is such thing as an omnipotent God, could he create a rock that heavy that he himself cannot lift?

Yes he can, and then he would lift it. Because he's God.
 
Jan 23, 2011 at 3:13 PM
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Dear Doctor Fabulous,

Was attention one of the purposes of this thread?
 
Jan 23, 2011 at 5:48 PM
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No. Not everyone is an attention whore like you.
 
Jan 23, 2011 at 5:52 PM
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Dear Doctor Fabulous,

If an unstoppable force hits an unmovable, unbreakable object, what would happen?
 
Jan 23, 2011 at 6:28 PM
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Captain Fabulous said:
No. Not everyone is an attention whore like you.

burn yourself irl

On a side not.

What is the purpose of life?
 
Jan 23, 2011 at 10:13 PM
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Dear Doctor Fabulous,

Does having multiple personalities mean you have a higher brain capacity than other people?
 
Jan 23, 2011 at 10:58 PM
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WoodenRat said:
burn yourself irl

On a side not.

What is the purpose of life?
To be ready for death.

Nameisnotname said:
Dear Doctor Fabulous,

Does having multiple personalities mean you have a higher brain capacity than other people?
No, because you can only have one personality at a time. In fact, the personalities don't remember each other or whatever things the other learned, so it can be a major handicap. On top of that, dissociative identity disorder often comes with other mental disorders as well, so good luck trying to diet when your other personality has a binge eating disorder.
 
Jan 23, 2011 at 11:08 PM
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Dear Doctor Fabulous,

What is the purpose of death?
 
Jan 23, 2011 at 11:38 PM
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Dear Doctor Fabulous,

What is your opinion on the rapper, Fabolous?
 
Jan 24, 2011 at 12:13 AM
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Ollie said:
Dear Doctor Fabulous,

What is the purpose of death?
Because old people are gross.

But really, after one is no longer able to reproduce, they're no longer subject to Darwinism. So biologically speaking, there's no reason not to die.

There's a lot of questions and controversy about this subject in the scientific community. We're not sure why our genes are programmed to kill us after a while, but we're trying our darndest to find out. My theory is that a wizard did it.
Crunch said:
Dear Doctor Fabuloso,

What will the end of world be like?
If Earth itself ceases to exist, it's gonna be really cold.
WD said:
Dear Doctor Fabulous,

What is your opinion on the rapper, Fabolous?
If you mean "The Rapper" by the Jaggerz, then I believe it's the best song based on a typo.
There's an extra "p" in the title
 
Jan 24, 2011 at 5:23 AM
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Captain Fabulous said:
So biologically speaking, there's no reason not to die.
Have you heard of the grandmother effect? Basically it states that any individual with a grandmother (or at least the doting kind) is far more likely to live to an age at which they can reproduce than an individual without a grandmother. Therefore, old age is genetically selected for, if indirectly, because the individuals that live for a good amount of time due to their grandmothers carry the longevity gene within them.

I don't know if that's science, but it makes sense to me.
So, dear doctor fabulous, does it make sense to you?
 
Jan 24, 2011 at 5:26 AM
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That is fascinating science, but it does not explain why our cells are programmed to die. In fact, now dying makes even less sense.
I guess God hates all of us.
 
Jan 24, 2011 at 5:26 AM
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Dear Doctor Fabulous

Why are Athiests assholes?
 
Jan 24, 2011 at 5:31 AM
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Dear Doctor Fabulous
Why are Thiests assholes?

Ooh, better question! What type of idiot stereotypes entire groups of people for no apparent reason? I have a couple of real christian buds, and am an atheist myself, so in the end what gives? Same thing with republicans and democrats, and Yankees fans and Redsox fans. How can such clearly oppositional groups get along, and WHY DO THEY INSIST THEY CAN'T?
 
Jan 24, 2011 at 5:36 AM
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Why is most everyone an asshole?
 
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