Dear Doctor Fabulous

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What is this thread's purpose?

Primarily to answer people's questions and secondarily to provide humor.

Everyone needs answers and a good laugh.

 

Thanks doctor fabulous. That was really sorta nice. Your Spanish is a bit funky in some parts methinks, but hey. Also capitals.

 

Dear Dr. Fabulous,

Why does society always cater to the lowest common denominator?

 

Fab Why do you look like Alan Ruck ?

 

Dear Dr. Fabuluss,

Why is ryuuotaotn being so racist?

 

Dear Doctor Fabulous,

Why don't you answer more of these questions?

 

Dear Doctor Fabulous,

Why don't you answer more of these questions?

Because I can't do it in my sleep.

Fab Why do you look like Alan Ruck ?

Because you are racist, like Ryuuoutan. Not all white people look the same, WoodenRat.

Dear Dr. Fabuluss,

Why is ryuuotaotn being so racist?

Don't forget, everyone's a little bit racist. And everyone's a little bit stupid, too. But Ryuuoutan is extremely stupid, so maybe that's why she's so racist. Racism is pretty dumb.

Dear Dr. Fabulous,

Why does society always cater to the lowest common denominator?

You see, Noxid, it's like a game of Left 4 Dead. If you leave someone behind, you're going to have a hell of a time getting to the end of the level. In this case, that someone is Francis and he's a lot more people than the other, cooler survivors. What I'm saying is, don't leave behind the lowest common denominator, because that's an awfully big percentile. Oh, and if you make it to the end of the level, instead of survival, you get money and/or elected. Not to mention that if you do ditch Francis and win without him, you're going to look like an elitist prick, and Francis is going to bitch about it constantly in the game lobby.

Unless you were talking about Fox News. That exists so that retards can feel like they watch real news.

EDIT: Hey GIR I quadruple post if I want, bitch.

 

Dear Doctor Fabulous,

What makes you so fabulous?

 

Dear Doctor Fabulous,

What makes you so fabulous?

I have a doctorate in Fabulocity from Fab U.

 

Dear Doctor Fabulous,
How should I know I can trust your answers?

 

Dear Doctor Fabulous,
How should I know I can trust your answers?

You can if you want to. You know my qualifications, use your own judgment.

 

EDIT: Hey GIR I quadruple post if I want, bitch.

Haha no.

Next time you double post, it's a warning. If it's a triple, it's a ban.
These are the rules, and you know better than to double post.

 

Haha no.

Next time you double post, it's a warning. If it's a triple, it's a ban.
These are the rules, and you know better than to double post.

I don't really see why it's that big a deal >_>

 

Well it is sort of against the rules you know, and if it's just multiposting for multiposting's sake then well that's not really cool

 

Well yeah but a ban for 2 triple posts seems a bit unnecessary, since it's not like he's doing it all the time or anything.


Anyway, @ontopic:

Dear Doctor Fabulous,

My nose is running and there is no tissue; what the fuck do I do?

 

Dear Doctor Fabulous,

My nose is running and there is no tissue; what the fuck do I do?

Wipe it on the back of your hand, then wash it off right away. If you don't have a sink for some reason, just wipe it on your keyboard. It can't possibly get dirtier.