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Cave Story puns

May 3, 2014 at 1:12 AM
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so two peanuts walk into a bar, one was assaulted
 
May 3, 2014 at 1:20 AM
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I can't even think of a single joke :p

It's not too late to start right????
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May 3, 2014 at 1:25 AM
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these puns are quite popular amongst the crickets
 
May 3, 2014 at 1:57 AM
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CookedChef said:
so two peanuts walk into a bar, one was assaulted
I have no idea why but I laughed so hard.
 
May 3, 2014 at 3:21 AM
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I'm going to need to Curly Brace for what is to come in this thread.
 
May 3, 2014 at 3:24 AM
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Bring on the dead mimiga jokes
 
May 3, 2014 at 5:50 AM
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what flavor Mimiga tastes best
Chacolate
 
May 3, 2014 at 11:49 AM
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sirtophat said:
what flavor Mimiga tastes best
Chacolate
Thats just horrible
 
May 7, 2014 at 5:46 AM
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The proper holiday to post this was months ago but
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May 7, 2014 at 6:54 PM
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I could probably interrupt that by replying, "Halder right there!"
 
May 8, 2014 at 6:31 PM
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Wow. I have thought if one of the worst puns ever.
But it's cave story related, so i will post it so you can have to go through hell by reading it!
Hey! You know how that one wizard killed a ton of people while his magic was going crazy?
Yeah! It was a ballos!
(Oh god that was terrible oh god oh god oh god oh god.)
 
May 8, 2014 at 9:33 PM
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How is that even
 
May 8, 2014 at 11:26 PM
tem go to colleg and make u prouds!!!
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The better question would be what is that even
 
May 8, 2014 at 11:58 PM
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Thatnamelessguy said:
The better question would be what is that even
Yes.
I'm wondering if I my mind produces a drug that causes all sense to be abandoned.
 
May 9, 2014 at 12:09 AM
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It would appear it also produces a drug causing you to post completely nonsensical and irrelevant posts that don't contribute in the slightest to the actual thread.
 
May 9, 2014 at 12:10 AM
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Robosnakejr said:
I'm wondering if I my mind produces a drug that causes all sense to be abandoned.
Or you could just be growing. :/
 
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