Rule 1: Make up rules
Rule 2: Every post earns the poster one silver point. Four silver points can be traded for a gold point, but you cannot trade down.
Rule 3: double posts earn 0 points
Rule 4: triple posts earn -1 points
Rule 5: Each member who posts in this thread for the first time recieves an e-hug from everyone else.
Rule 6: A rule must be made every time you post on penalty of one e-slap.
Rule 7: to avoid a ludicrous excess of rules, the maximum number of rules that may be had is 41: after that, you must replace an existing rule with your new rule.
Rule 8: Anyone who had the word "the" in their post must end their post with "Eht"
Rule 9: Each post must have a colour other than white in it. (But in case you haven't noticed, the theme determines the default color. All of your posts are light blue.)
Rule 10: from now on even number rules must contain the word "moreover"
Rule 11: No more rules shall contain the word "moreover." Furthermore, all posts must have a smiley face after an e.
Rule 12: 4 gold points may be traded for 1 platinum point. Platinum points have the same value as silver points.
Rule 13: 4 Gold points may also be traded for a Death Star. 4 Death Stars may be traded for a Warsun.
Rule 14: All posts henceforth must have a blank title field.
Rule 15: The next person to quote Polonius from Shakespeare's Hamlet wins a gold point. (Rule is now void)
Rule 16: Every odd post must have no e's.
Rule 17: Only users with an even number of letters in their name may create 2 rules in one post.
Rule 18: All post must be posted by the original author of the post.
Rul 19: braking rulz will maik you loos 1 silvur point.
Rule 20: Misspelling a word in an odd numbered post is against the rules.
Rule 21: DragonBoots is exempt from any penalties for breaking the rules, provided he is not a duck.
Rule 22: All users shall attempt to prove DragonBoots is, in fact, a duck. DragonBoots must refute evidence to the best of his abillity.
Rule 23: 4 Warsuns may be traded for 1 "Conqueor the universe free" card. This is a coupon that may be exchanged for 1 post ignoring all previous rules. No cash value. Void in Quebec and where prohibited by law.
Rule 24: dragonboots is a duck.
Rule 25: no rules may be made directly negating other rules
Rule 26: All ducks recieve 108 Warsuns upon discovery of their duck-ness.
Rule 27: There may only be 1 duck.
Rule 28: all animals (bar humans) incur a 109 warsun fine for existing.
Rule 29: I am not an animal.
Rule 30: All rules that are numbered with multiples of four greater than 30 must include "R.I.P. 3103" in yellow text before, at the end of, or after the 3rd word of the rule.
Rule 31: any rule containing the number 2 should be written completely in size 7, bold text, and all letters should be sepparated by smilies.
Rule 32: Anyone who has pirated any files from the internet or a friend must sing the first six lines of the pirate song at least once.
Rule 33: 2 Warsuns may b3 had if a m3mb3r can gu3ss th3 title of this song, via lyrics:
"Com3 on all you vampir3s with your bloodsucking ways, com3 on and turn m3 on, ooo wh3n th3 lights go out, how you gonna find your way?"
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.
Rule 35: Thirty-two is a multiple of 4, idiot.
Rule 36: If a poster is too lazy to follow Rule 31, any rule containing the number 2 should be
bilingual. Any player who fails to follow this rule will be banned from playing.
Rule 37: This post breaks every rule.
Rule 38: No rule may be created that makes this post not break every rule, on penalty of being forced to play The Game for 1 year.
Rule 40: 1 of every kind of "currency" (E.G. Gold points) May be traded in for a Skull. Skulls negate the effect of one rule. However, only one Skull may be held at a time.
Rule 41: Only I [Nameisnotname] can hand out skulls.
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