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Apr 16, 2010 at 11:54 PM
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This is an experiment. Let's see how it goes. The rules are simple: you make them up as you go.

Next person to make up a rule gets 3 gold points.

(If you want further structure and guidelines, make them up.)
 
Apr 17, 2010 at 12:34 AM
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Captain Fabulous said:
This is an experiment. Let's see how it goes. The rules are simple: you make them up as you go.

Next person to make up a rule gets 3 gold points.

(If you want further structure and guidelines, make them up.)

Captain fab was an odd number post so he has to change his location to a 3rd world country!
 
Apr 17, 2010 at 12:39 AM
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That doesn't really make sense. Anyway, I want some points so here's a rule
Rule 2: Every post earns the poster one silver point. Four silver points can be traded for a gold point, but you cannot trade down.
 
Apr 17, 2010 at 12:45 AM
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Noxid said:
That doesn't really make sense. Anyway, I want some points so here's a rule
Rule 2: Every post earns the poster one silver point. Four silver points can be traded for a gold point, but you cannot trade down.

so it's like currency?
Rule 3: double posts earn 0 points
Rule 4: triple posts earn -1 points

I'm definitely making this my sig from now on
 
Apr 17, 2010 at 12:47 AM
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Rule #5: Each member who posts in this thread for the first time recieves an e-hug from everyone else.

:3
 
Apr 17, 2010 at 12:59 AM
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Yakkers said:
Rule #5: Each member who posts in this thread for the first time recieves an e-hug from everyone else.

:3

*e-hug*

rule 6: A rule must be made every time you post on penalty of one e-slap.
 
Apr 17, 2010 at 1:10 AM
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Hey, I made a rule first, those gold points belong to meeeee!
Rule 7: to avoid a ludicrous excess of rules, the maximum number of rules that may be had is 41: after that, you must replace an existing rule with your new rule.
 
Apr 17, 2010 at 1:16 AM
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Time attack zone! If you don't post within 40 seconds of hitting "Quick reply" or "Go advanced," you have to sing the 27th line of Bohemian Rhapsody backwards.
I don't know which line that is, by the way.
Also, was that a rule? I dunno! Let's say it applies to the next 3 posts.
 
Apr 17, 2010 at 1:29 AM
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Noxid said:
Hey, I made a rule first, those gold points belong to meeeee!
Rule 7: to avoid a ludicrous excess of rules, the maximum number of rules that may be had is 41: after that, you must replace an existing rule with your new rule.

Eh, I only failed to notify my rule with "Rule #:". The points are mine! Ps you had an odd number post, you know what that means.

Rule 8: Anyone who had the word "the" in their post must end their post with "Eht"
 
Apr 17, 2010 at 5:56 AM
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*e-hugged*
Rule #9: Each post must have a colour other than white in it.
 
Apr 17, 2010 at 6:03 AM
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Rule 10: from now on even number rules must contain the word "moreover"
Eht
 
Apr 17, 2010 at 6:16 AM
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Rule #11: No more rules shall contain the word "moreover."
Furthermore, all posts must have a smiley face after an e.
 
Apr 17, 2010 at 6:19 AM
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This entire post is in a very light gray. If you don't believe me, quote it.

*e:)-hugged*

Anyways.

Rule 12: 4 gold points may be traded for 1 platinum point. Platinum points have the same value as silver points.

Rule 13: 4 Gold points may also be traded for a Death Star. 4 Death Stars may be traded for a Warsun.
 
Apr 17, 2010 at 6:25 AM
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I don't know the proper use for the word moreover. I guess it doesn't matter though.

Rule 14: All posts henceforth must have a blank title field.

Rule 15: the next person to quote:confused: Polonius from Shakespeare's Hamlet wins a gold point. eht
 
Apr 17, 2010 at 6:30 AM
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Bre:mad:vity is the soul of wit.

Rule 16: Every odd post must have no e's.
 
Apr 17, 2010 at 6:32 AM
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Rule #17: Only users with an even number of letters in their name may create 2 rules in one post.

Rule #18: All post must be posted by the original author of the post. e:pht
 
Apr 17, 2010 at 6:33 AM
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Noxid said:
I don't know the proper use for the word moreover. I guess it doesn't matter though.

Rule 14: All posts henceforth must have a blank title field.

Rule 15: the next person to quote:confused: Polonius from Shakespeare's Hamlet wins a gold point. eht


Rul 19: braking rulz will maik you loos 1 silvur point.
 
Apr 17, 2010 at 6:39 AM
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Actually it says after 'an' e:D, so I'm good.

Rule 20: Misspelling a word in an odd numbered post is against the rules. eht
 
Apr 17, 2010 at 6:40 AM
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Rule #21: DragonBoots is exempt from any penalties for breaking the rules, provided he is not a duck.

Rule #22: All users shall attempt to prove DragonBoots is, in fact, a duck. DragonBoots must refute evidence to the best of his abillity.

Rule #23: 4 Warsuns may be traded for 1 "Conqueor the universe free" card. This is a coupon that may be exchanged for 1 post ignoring all previous rules. No cash value. Void in Quebec and where prohibited by law.
 
Apr 17, 2010 at 6:43 AM
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DragonBoots said:
Rule #21: DragonBoots is exempt from any penalties for breaking the rules, provided he is not a duck.

Rule #22: All users shall attempt to prove DragonBoots is, in fact, a duck. DragonBoots must refute evidence to the best of his abillity.

Rule #23: 4 Warsuns may be traded for 1 "Conqueor the universe free" card. This is a coupon that may be exchanged for 1 post ignoring all previous rules. No cash value. Void in Quebec and where prohibited by law.

rule 24: dragonboots is a duck.

Rule 25 no rules may be made directly negating other rules
 
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