Badly Drawn Adventure

Masturbate furiously onto the mushroom. Show him who's boss by coating his hyphae with your marvelous man-spunk.

 

Stab him. Repeatedly. As in, till the damn thing is dead.

STABBY!

 

I rolled, and got this.

Congrats, you hit!

 

Stab him. Repeatedly. As in, till the damn thing is dead.

STABBY!

That's all you could think of? You have no imagination.

 

Masturbate furiously onto the mushroom. Show him who's boss by coating his hyphae with your marvelous man-spunk.

You have too much.
IMAGINATION I MEAN. :|

 

You just wish it would rub off on you.

 

Are we still talking about imagination?

 

Of course not. We're talking about our hero's marvelous man-spunk.

 

superman3therevengeofkageryushinhe'sthevillancausehe'sanasshole

 

Summon a Large Hadron Collider.
Oh wait, this isn't Scribblenauts.
Hold your hat over him, trapping him.

 

You take the spike again- wait, what?​

[I was this close to making an Auto-Parry joke. Wait, nevermind...]

 

Trap the mushroom inside your hat.

 

Come on, roll 1-255 for a hit/miss.
128 or above hits.

 

Poke eye-spaced holes in the hat, drive the spike into the ground, place the hat on top of it so it looks like a mushroom, and run away flailing your arms madly whilst your aggressor is distracted by your decoy.

 

go and find the good ol' hat full of piss n' puke

 

Take the spike and stab the damn mushroom

 

 

 

You've all been waiting for this for a very long time, haven't you?

ASSAULT

In a badly animated action, you stab What's-His-Name in the... you're not entirely sure where, but you definitely stabbed him.

What's-His-Name does not understand how could that possibly hit him! What's-His-Name is confused!​

[I guess you probably won't understand it (I know I wouldn't), but I'm poking fun at all the strategy and RPG games with awkward fighting sprites. That and the adventure is badly drawn, so...]

 

Use Gust! Plant-types are weak against flying moves.