Badly Drawn Adventure

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Aug 9, 2009 at 12:13 AM
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how? your club don't fit through the wall, cause it was part of the wall.
 
Aug 9, 2009 at 12:55 AM
Hax on....Hax off....
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Well then scrape the edges of the hole to make it larger, using tounge-fu of course.
 
Aug 9, 2009 at 2:36 AM
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Use the club to widen the hole!
Then give the powder to the pirate guy and tell him to use the spark from his lighter to ignite it and blast a hole in the wall. You hope it's flammable, anyway.
 
Aug 9, 2009 at 2:53 AM
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his lighta ees out av fyul, mon
 
Aug 9, 2009 at 2:54 AM
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How do you think the fuel is ignited when it's in there? WITH A SPARK.
 
Aug 9, 2009 at 2:58 AM
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*Headwall*
 
Aug 9, 2009 at 2:30 PM
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Aug 9, 2009 at 10:11 PM
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Ask the pirate if he knows what the note says.

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"Hey, this looks like professor's handwriting!"

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"Professor?"

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"Yeah, Professor Collins. Me, him and a few others went on this expedition to explore the Void, but we were caught by the mushrooms and locked up here. In fact, I think that Professor was in your cell."

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"It turned out that the mushrooms' spores affect our mental health by... well, they just make you go bonkers. At least that's what Professor said."

Ask pirate about his bandana.

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"My bandana? Well, I just thik it's cool, that's all. Even though it makes people think that I'm a pirate..."

Use the club to widen the hole!

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Seeing as how your last few acts of violence ended, you don't really believe this'll work. But still, it's worth a shot.

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Damn.

Then give the powder to the pirate guy and tell him to use the spark from his lighter to ignite it and blast a hole in the wall. You hope it's flammable, anyway.

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"I'm sorry, but that won't work."
"And how do you know that?"
"Well, there are several problems with that idea, but I'll just say that this isn't gunpowder. Though... Gimme a sec, I'll try something out."

He walks away from the hole, still holding the flask in his hand. A second later, you hear him beat on the door of his cell. Looks like your discussion has come to an end. You'll probably have to start actually doing something.​
 
Aug 9, 2009 at 10:16 PM
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Shoop da whoop.
 
Aug 9, 2009 at 11:36 PM
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Attempt to pick the lock on the cell.
 
Aug 10, 2009 at 10:56 PM
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Shoop da whoop.

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IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!

Attempt to pick the lock on the cell.

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Despite the fact that you've never done this before, that you have no idea about how do locks actually work and that the only tool you can use is your spike, you believe that you can pull this off. Honestly, what can go wrong?

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"Hey there."
"What the-? Are you kidding me? How did you do that??"

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"Oh, I used this. You see, Professor Collins was working on a special kind of those mushroom spores that would make the mushrooms think that you're their leader or something, and I thought that those spores were in this very flask. I just sprinkled them all over myself, then banged on the door and when the guards came, I said that the prisoner escaped and locked me inside. They believed me, so they let me out, but then they raised alarm, so I think we should get outta here as soon as possible. Oh, by the way, the name's Earl. Earl Milligan."

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Well, that's nice, but now what?​

[Believe me, it's not a complete Ass Pull. I've been planning this for a very long time.]
 
Aug 11, 2009 at 3:53 AM
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Surprise buttsecks Run down the corridor in the most bad-ass way possible.

It shouldn't be hard, since one dude's got a fedora and the other dude looks like a pirate.
 
Aug 11, 2009 at 4:22 AM
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Do a barrel roll.

(Yeah that probably has been done before...)
 
Aug 11, 2009 at 4:44 AM
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Run, Forest, run!
 
Aug 11, 2009 at 4:47 AM
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Ask Earl if he has a weapon.
If so, pull a pair of sunglasses out of the air, put them on, and say "Cool," then take them off and put them in your inventory.

If not, say, "Well, maybe we could get one from the mushrooms."
 
Aug 11, 2009 at 2:28 PM
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Go masturbate.
And ask Earl if you can have something of the spores too.
 
Aug 11, 2009 at 6:20 PM
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Captain Fabulous said:

LMFAO.
XD

Proceed at a lesiurly pace towards the nearest exit.
 
Aug 11, 2009 at 8:15 PM
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Run down the corridor in the most bad-ass way possible.

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[You wouldn't believe how much it is possible to suck at drawing running figures. Well, actually you would, since you have one such drawing before your very eyes. Anyway, with this badly drawn epic pic ends Episode 3 and I'm a bit out of ideas, to say the least. So, DragonBoots, because you answered the trivia question correctly, you have the unique option to influence the adventure, by deciding the next "plot twist". You have two days to post your ideas.]
 
Aug 11, 2009 at 8:27 PM
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I'm sweating balls right now.
GAH!

anyways, think of something interesting db, I know it's hard for you, but you can do it!
cummon buddy
 
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