Badly Drawn Adventure

knock yourself out with the cube thingy

 

Find the nearest door, and break it open, brandishing your spike.

 

you kidding? you'll just get pwned by shrooms and but in an even more secure cell!

 

MG didn't tell me about the updates to this thread, or I would have come right away! Sorry.
So I'll just post my idea here. I'll assume I don't have to keep it a secret.
Obviously we're going to have to use our pheropods mushroom powder to amass an army of antlions mushrooms to break out of Nova Prospekt this jail, so I guess you can just head down the hallway until you find an exit. If you encounter any mushrooms, they will obey you, for you are in possession of the mushroom powder. If you encounter any superior alien civilizations, get to their teleporter and gtfo. If there is no escape, it's probably because you're inside that small metal cube.

 

Along the way you recruit every mushroom you meet, using vast amounts of the Master Spores.

It appears that the spores only work for limited time periods, so you sprinkle it over yourself every few minutes. You know, just to be sure.

AHA! At last you've found the exit. Great, you're already beginning to go mad.

Um... Maybe more is not always better... Oh well, you don't need such power anyway.

Do you?​

[Isn't it funny when you spend five hours forcing yourself to do something that you finish in ten minutes?]

 

Heheh...

Scream "OH MY GOD THERE'S A SHORT OVERWEIGHT PLUMBER IN OVERALLS!!" to scare off the mushrooms.

 

Tell them that if they can best you in a game of riddles then you will go with them willingly, but if they lose then they must let you go.
(you're lying about the "going willingly" part)

 

Well, the spores are still working. There's no telling how long before they stop, though.

 

Eat one and see what happens.

 

Put your hat (not bandana) on the apathetic looking one.

 

No
You do not give up the Cool Hat!
Search for your Hat.
(The normal one)

 

Use the Bandana like a sling to throw the Metal Cube at the mushrooms, particularilly the annoyed looking one.

 

sit.

 

Shouldn't we be... doing something?

 

Like... YOUR MOM!?!?

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Need some ice for that BUUUUUUUUURRRNN!?!?!?


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anyway...

 

Like... YOUR MOM!?!?

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Need some ice for that BUUUUUUUUURRRNN!?!?!?

Clever.
not really that was stupid

 

Alright, I say since you still have mastery over the mushrooms, ask them if there's any way out of the void, and back to the world we know.

 

go and get your hard-hat back.

 

Since you still have mastery over the mushrooms, ask them if there's any way out of the void, and back to the world we know.

Judging by their expressions, they totally don't know what the fuck are you talking about.

Put your hat (not bandana) on the apathetic looking one.

Well, you don't have anything better to do anyway, so what the hell.

The result isn't pretty. You better take the hat back.

sit.

[Sorry, I just totally forgot about BDA because of our annual rewatching of Red Dwarf. This update would be larger otherwise, but at least nothing bad happened yet.]

 

turn that frown upside-down
eat pancake.