Badly Drawn Adventure

Sorry, mine was first.
And better.

 

I came first, in your mom.
He is going to do both.

 

Problem solved.

 

Invert the hat so the mess is on the outside, and then hang it on the warmer so it hardens into something more protective.

With a badly drawn punch you turn the hat inside out, causing all the piss and puke in it to go flying all around the "room".

You set the inverted hat onto your *Sausage Warmer*. Looks like it can warm other things as well.

slice the picture apart (using the broken bottle)

This picture has been hanging here for too ling, annoying you as hell. It's time to finally get rid of it. CHARGE!

BLAM! Oh yeah, you've never been a very good fighter.​

[And by the way, guys, I decide which command the hat guy follows.]

 

I said slice.
Cut it.
Slice it.
I want the picture to be removed.
show me what's behind it.
Not charge.
OBEY MY ORDERS!

 

Since there should have been at least some stuff left on your hat, it should be dried and hard now.

Put it on and turn it backwards with a shiny background effect!

 

Can I take advantage of errors in the picture?

If so:
Pick up and put that second bottle that appeared in your inventory.
Stand on the table, remove the picture and search for hidden passages

 

That was no error. But yes, do that.

Also get pumpkin.

 

Also get pumpkin.

Epic win.

 

Look behind the picture, hoping to find a wormhole!

 

OBEY MY ORDERS!

Okay, picture, IT'S ON!

You yell, jump and swing your broken bottle at the picture from Hell- WHOOPS!! Being the clumsy man you are, you let go of the bottle mid-swing and it flies off to the sky.

Since there should have been at least some stuff left on your hat, it should be dried and hard now. Put it on and turn it backwards with a shiny background effect!

You notice that the hat is now completely dry and take it off the warmer.

CLUNK! The hat is now completely hard. You're glad that you weren't courageous enough to put it on your head in a cool way, or you would've most likely rendered yourself unconscious.

Also get pumpkin.

Why would you use others' running gags? You're more than capable of creating them yourself.

Pick up and put that second bottle that appeared in your inventory. Stand on the table, remove the picture and search for hidden passages
Look behind the picture, hoping to find a wormhole!

You pick up a *Bottle* and climb onto the table, then grab the offending picture like you should have in the first place.

You remove the picture and OH MY GOD! It's...

TO BE CONTINUED!​

[Okay guys, I'm taking a break here. Now, please post what you want to be behind the picture, and I'll use the best idea tommorow.]

 

It's full of stars.
(I hope you've watched/read Space Odyssey 2001/2010)

 

Peedo Beer? I wonder if anyone's seen the video I'm referencing here.
Hint: It's about evil marshmallows and cats...
That probably didn't help much
olololo i dided a bad job of hiding this cuz its just black color

 

You see another picutre. Hah, EPIC WIN THERE YOU GO!

 

You see another picutre. Hah, EPIC WIN THERE YOU GO!

Badly drawn porno.

 

It's a ninja robot.

 

An absolute void of anything at all?
And T-Jerk errr T-Jack, did you just get too lazy to keep going?

 

It's a ninja robot...

... zombie.

 

Ninja Jesus.

 

[Don't worry, DB, I won't get tired of this that early. Maybe tomorrow, but certainly not today.]

It's... It's...

ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING PICTURE!!!! And this one is painted directly on the motherfucking wall!

You let out some frustration with a badly drawn punch to its face- What? You break through the wall like if it was made of polystyrene. Behind it you see...

...an absolute void of anything at all. Staring through the hole, you almost feel an aura of nothingness surround you.​