Badly Drawn Adventure

Since it seems you're going to be falling for a while, you try unraveling some of life's great philosophical questions.

 

Also, take off your shirt and try to use it as a parchute.
Failing that, try your pants.

 

I thought we were accelerating our descent? Seems silly to fall faster, then slower.

 

Yeah, but I have this feeling like it's from that movie Spy Kids where they fall into a volcano and just keep falling past a screen while a fan perpetually pushes them upwards.

Also, pluck the lint from your socks and stuff it into the bottle until it's half full, then tear off a strip of your shirt and stuff it in all wick-like.

 

Dude, that's the worst version of a Molotov cocktail I've ever imagined. A broken bottle would probably be a more effective weapon, and since you must have a flame source anyway, you can just use that to set fire to things.

 

Since it seems you're going to be falling for a while, you try unraveling some of life's great philosophical questions.

"How can it be determined that my experience of consciousness is the same as anyone else's experience of consciousness?"​

 

So, did the background just turn gray instead of white? If there's anything to see, look around.

 

Fall in a more hard-boiled manner.

You give it a try, but you've never really been a "Problem Sleuth"...​

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So, did the background just turn gray instead of white?

What? It's always been gray. Well, at least since that smack to the head.

 

I suppose that's why you're having difficulties with life's big questions.
Just think to yourself, "There is no abyss" and the illusion will fall.

 

Spread your arms wide and try and glide into the wall.

 

I suppose that's why you're having difficulties with life's big questions.
Just think to yourself, "There is no abyss" and the illusion will fall.

There is no abyss. There is no abyss. There is no abyss!

Damn.​

 

HAH!
Get you hat out of you inventory and use it as parachute.

 

Stretch your arm out in front of you and make a fist, so that when you see the bottom coming you can yell "FALCON PUNCH!" and make a crater in the ground.

 

Spread your arms wide and try and glide into the wall.

You outstretch your arms and try to glide. Surprisingly, it works!

It works all too well.

Get you hat out of you inventory and use it as parachute.

You seriously doubt that the *Hat* will help at all, but you can always try it.

SHIT!

Stretch your arm out in front of you and make a fist, so that when you see the bottom coming you can yell "FALCON PUNCH!" and make a crater in the ground.

You can't believe it's come to this. But there is n othing else to do. You sense the bottom getting near. FALCOOON-

CRASH!! You can barely feel your body hurt as you fade away into darkness.

[Let me use this opportunity to take a break. It looks like you've led our hero into new and unknown territory. I've had a few ideas how to continue, but let's do something different. I want you guys suggest what will our hero see when he wakes up. Yes, another cliffhanger resolved by you, my dear players. So post your ideas and I will use the best. Later.]

 

From somewhere a transmission.

 

Once you come to, you remember the last thing you said. Might as well finish what you started:
"--PUNCH!"
After that, you examine your surroundings. You keep your eyes peeled for any talking rabbits, maybe ones that are in a rush.

 

He wakes up at the bottom of the pit, 2 feet away from a very sharp spike, and his hat is under a heavy rock. Next to him is a

His left leg hurts a little. and there's a mushroom with a smiley face growing out of the ground. Not a Cave Story reference btw.

 

He wakes up... IN HELL!
Hell, Norway to be precise.

 

Or Hell, Michigan, USA.
He wakes up in a huge mineshaft that smells like rust and sulphur.

 

>BOY.