Badly Drawn Adventure

spit in the nothingness.
Where will it go?

 

spit in the nothingness. Where will it go?

You lean through the hole and spit into the darkness. You watch the fluid's descent for a long time. Well, at least for as long as you can still see it. One thing is crystal clear. You wouldn't want to fall in there.​

 

Feel around the dark wall for handholds.

 

Feel around the dark wall for handholds.

You lean further through the hole and try to find something you could hang onto on the Dark Side of the Wall (chuckle). You feel that the wall is pretty rough and bumpy, with bumps so big, you could probably climb the wall using them. You can't see anything in the darkness, though, so trying out your climbing skills would be a suicide.​

[By the way, I wanted to list the Non-Hat Guy's inventory, but I forgot to do it in the previous update, so here it goes: *Empty bottle* x 2 and *Hat*.]

 

drop a bottle into the nothingness.
Let's see how deep it gets.

 

drop a bottle into the nothingness. Let's see how deep it gets.

You toss one of your *Empty bottle*s into the great nothing. You watch it fall down for a very long time, until it gets too small for you to see it. A while later, you think you heard a crash, but you're not sure if you aren't just imagining things.​

 

Examine the rest of the infinite room carefully. Don't go anywhere, just look.

 

Examine the rest of the infinite room carefully. Don't go anywhere, just look.

Well, to be honest, it's not really a room. It's more like a large, infinite field with a high wall on one side. Well, maybe there are walls on it's other sides as well. On the horizon, somewhere in the field's middle, you can see... well, something. You're not really sure what it is.​

 

If theres just one wall.. go somewhere else?

 

Close your eyes, click your heels together three times and wish you're in the corner.

 

You're both lazy and adventurous; usually a bad combination, but in this situation it's even worse: you decide to see what happens if you just jump into the darkness.

 

Close your eyes, click your heels together three times and wish you're in the corner.[/SIZE]

This idea is so stupid, it defies continuity. Besides, you've already tried that like a million times already.

If theres just one wall.. go somewhere else?

Oh, if you could just make up your mind which way to go. Damn your natural indecisiveness!​

 

Spin a bottle!

 

Spin a bottle!

Because you're totally unable to make up your mind on your own, you decide to let the fate choose the way to go for you.

The fate must really hate you.

You're both lazy and adventurous; usually a bad combination, but in this situation it's even worse: you decide to see what happens if you just jump into the darkness.

Well, the bottle has spoken. Because you can't fught fate, you decide to take a running leap headfirst through the hole. Once through, you realize it probably wasn't such a great idea...​

 

There's probably magic afoot; see if you can fly, or at least control your fall.

 

Do a barrel roll.

 

There's probably magic afoot; see if you can fly, or at least control your fall.
Do a barrel roll.

You try to do something about your current situation, in vain. You cannot fly, steer or even see your arms or legs.

*SMACK* Oh, clumsy you.

Well, it seems that you can now at least see things around you. Of course, the term "things" used figuratively...​

 

Use your face as a brake!
(That only works in D&D... And only if your a level 3 Dwarf Cleric.)

Tuck your arms to your sides and try and fall faster.

 

Might as well get it over with quicker.

 

Tuck your arms to your sides and try and fall faster.
Might as well get it over with quicker.

What a stupid idea! You suddenly wish there was no bottom in the void. No, you suddenly wish you didn't do every stupid thing that crssed your mind.​