Bad Things To Say...

Oct 10, 2009 at 2:56 PM
JetHawk95
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Aww

Arghhh!
Sniff That 1 *chuckle*
 
Oct 10, 2009 at 9:43 PM
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Oct 12, 2009 at 9:40 PM
T-Jack
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*sigh* Another round, this time it's Bad things to say on phone.

"Yes, I'd like to order a large anchovie pizza... What do you mean, 'What's your emergency?'"
 
Oct 12, 2009 at 11:22 PM
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You have no idea how grateful I am that phones only transmit sound and not light.

And might I suggest some ideas for possible future topics:

Bad things to say at a wedding
at a funeral
during sex
on stage
to God
to Satan
at a sporting event
in space
in the ghetto
in a bathroom
 
Oct 12, 2009 at 11:28 PM
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You may not only suggest your ideas, but also use them yourself. As I said earlier, anyone can set a new topic 24 hours after the last one was posted.
 
Oct 12, 2009 at 11:34 PM
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Ah, okay, I guess I should read...

So, another bad thing to say on the phone:

Can I call you back? The police officer standing outside my car is starting to look a little irritated.
 
Oct 12, 2009 at 11:45 PM
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Oct 12, 2009 at 11:50 PM
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Oct 14, 2009 at 2:04 PM
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Bad things to say at a job interview

Hello sir, pleased to meet you! You don't mind if i smoke do you? just let me get my crack pipe.
 
Oct 23, 2009 at 12:47 PM
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Bad things to say during sex
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Oct 23, 2009 at 12:59 PM
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Oct 23, 2009 at 1:11 PM
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"I missed"

"You have so many holes, I can never remember which one I'm supposed to fuck"

"So, when will I know if I've been hired?"

"And now we go to our head correspondant for more local news"

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Man, there are so many xkcd comics that would fit perfectly here!
 
Oct 28, 2009 at 4:50 PM
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Bad things to say in a bathroom. Go!
 
Oct 28, 2009 at 4:54 PM
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Oct 28, 2009 at 5:00 PM
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You know, this thread always reminds me of various humorous situations that other people have come up with (up till now it's been xkcd comics), like right now I'm reminded of that Seinfeld episode where Elaine runs out of toilet paper and asks the person in the stall next to her to pass her some.

Alright, I'll try to think of some myself...

"I thought I told you to come alone"

"How much do you usually charge?"
 
Nov 16, 2009 at 6:35 PM
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Bad things to say at a hospital:

For my next trick, i shall saw my assistant in half!
 
Nov 16, 2009 at 7:51 PM
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Nov 17, 2009 at 12:21 AM
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Har har...

"Now, this next operation is pretty complex...
Could I get a volunteer from the audiance to assist me?"
 
Nov 20, 2009 at 1:28 PM
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I know we're in the middle of an operation, but I should tell you that i'm not really a doctor, and have no idea what i'm doing to you.
 
Nov 20, 2009 at 1:46 PM
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Bad things to say at a kindergarten

"THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS/TOOTH FAIRY/EASTER BUNNY!!"

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