Bad Things To Say...

"OH SHIT."
Right on the 4th of July with your family in the car.
What's funny about it is when it happened, a firecracker went off above the car, that was not planned at all but it made it even more hilarious.

 

Wait a minute, the gas is the one on the right??

 

"Well, I probably shouldn't tell you, but the 'R' stands for 'rocket speed'."

 

"Stop being on my sidewalk!""

 

*Shrug*

"Mime's worth 100 points."

 

"Why was I speeding? Well you see, officer, when I grabbed for my bag of crack, I dropped my beer can and it rolled under the brake pedal."

 

"What driver's license?"

 

Heheheh

"Don't worry, I've done this a thousand times on Mario Kart."

 

Remember, 24 hours after the last topic, anyone can post a new one. Anyway, this time it's: Bad things to say in school

 

"FULL MARKS?!" <-- instant flame magnet

 

"...And that is how I used up all my weed over the weekend."

 

I am really sad about the lack of activity in this forum. So:
Bad things to say to your girlfriend/boyfriend's parents.

 

"...And that's why I can't pay child support."

 

Parent tLK

So have you two been at it recently, Alix said she heard you both going for it all last night...

 

"Mrs. Klecker, I was wearing your panties last night, and now I'm all itchy..."

(No offense to Jacob, it was the only non-generic last name I could think of. And by think of, I mean look at my contacts list.)

 

"...and that's when the condom broke!"

 

hey

hey madam that dress looks awfully tight, When is it due then?....

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

I'm really running out of ideas. For now,
Bad things to say in a library

 

Anything above a whisper.