Bad Things To Say...
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Jan 23, 2010 at 6:21 PM
graters gonna grate
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I'm bound and determined to turn this into "the xkcd thread"
Jan 23, 2010 at 6:43 PM
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"You two suck. I'm going to step outside for a bit."
Jan 23, 2010 at 11:27 PM
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"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden fortress..."
Jan 25, 2010 at 1:01 PM
graters gonna grate
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"Wait, you mean the GPS doesn't even work out here!?"
Jan 25, 2010 at 7:51 PM
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"Bill, your fly is down... Bill? BILL?!?"
Jan 25, 2010 at 10:29 PM
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"Waiter, there is soup in my fly."
Two jokes about pants in one day. Interesting.
Two jokes about pants in one day. Interesting.
Feb 8, 2010 at 6:24 PM
graters gonna grate
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Bad things to say at a funeral
"Pore Jud is daid, pore Jud Fry is daid.
He's lookin' oh so purty and so nice.
He looks like he's asleep, it's a shame that he won't keep,
but it's summer and we're runnin' out of ice."
5 brownie points to anyone who knows what that's from.
"Pore Jud is daid, pore Jud Fry is daid.
He's lookin' oh so purty and so nice.
He looks like he's asleep, it's a shame that he won't keep,
but it's summer and we're runnin' out of ice."
5 brownie points to anyone who knows what that's from.
Feb 8, 2010 at 8:03 PM
Cold Agony of Resolute Vacuum
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"I'd still hit that."
Feb 10, 2010 at 6:08 PM
graters gonna grate
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"I still do hit that!"
Feb 11, 2010 at 6:03 PM
graters gonna grate
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Bad things to say in the "Bad Things To Say" thread
Feel free to ignore this post, I just posted it because I'm bored out of my mind.
wedge of cheese said:
Feel free to ignore this post, I just posted it because I'm bored out of my mind.
Feb 12, 2010 at 12:02 AM
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"Niggers."
Feb 15, 2010 at 6:13 PM
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Bad things to say just before final exams
"Drinking all that beer a few hours ago was probably not the wisest decision."
"Wait, I'm enrolled in this class!?"
"Drinking all that beer a few hours ago was probably not the wisest decision."
"Wait, I'm enrolled in this class!?"