Bad Things To Say...

This game was inspired by Whose Line is it Anyway's Scenes from a Hat, so if you know the game, you'll easily understand this one as well. Basically, one of us will suggest a situation and everybody will try to come up with as many Bad Things To Say in the situation as possible. Anyone can suggest a new situation, but please, give us enough time to use the current suggestion (at least 24 hours).
We're starting with: Bad things to say in a retirement home

 

"The Nazis are here!"

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"Uhm, I hate to say this folks, but I think I switched your heart medication with Viagra."

 

Hey

Look people come on these forums to talk about cave story, i like this concept of this game idea but please dont post it here on cave story forums. I know you are a good member because ive seen you around, Theres tonnes of forums out there but when people are looking for someting on the forums or just want to see whats new they dont wan to see this spam. thank you ever so much

 

Look people come on these forums to talk about cave story, i like this concept of this game idea but please dont post it here on cave story forums. I know you are a good member because ive seen you around, Theres tonnes of forums out there but when people are looking for someting on the forums or just want to see whats new they dont wan to see this spam. thank you ever so much

*facepalm* *double facepalm* Did I post this on the Cave Story Forums? 'Cause I don't think "Cave Story" is spelled "Satellite Lounge".

 

*facepalm* *double facepalm* Did I post this on the Cave Story Forums? 'Cause I don't think "Cave Story" is spelled "Satellite Lounge".

*Triple facepalms*
I just lul'd my pants.

 

yeah......
quadfacepalm, if only I had enough hands.

anyways,

"I'm sorry to say this, but our good friend Gurney just went extinct. like the dinosaurs. HAHAHA!
well... anyone wanna take bets on who'll go next? I got a 20 on Patty."

 

"Has anyone seen my coworker? Tall, skinny, black robe, always carries a scythe. No? Oh, man, I hope he doesn't do something stupid again..."

 

"DRAGONBOOTS!"
sure to cause a heat attack or twoo.

 

"Oh, that was your IV tube?"
"CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY!"
"Dammit, porn just ain't what it used to be." "No, your dick ain't what it used to be."
>.>
<.<
(Don't ask me why there are two people in that last one)

 

This thread is not retarded.

 

"WAIT! Those arent the kind of pineapples that you--- *explodes* eat..."

A waste of my damn grenades...

 

"Hey, yeah. Margret. You know George? Well, he really likes you. Also, your entire family just died in a plane crash, so I suggest you and George start making a new one."

 

Bad things to say in airport security GO!
(As they are searching your body cavity) "In America, airport security goes through YOU!"
"I have no idea why my backpack is full of knives.*"
"Praise Allah."

*True story. Happened to a friend of mine.

 

Hi, Jack!
youfuckingcharacterlimiti'llkillyourfamily

 

"I'd like to search your cavities!" (bonus points when said to a man)

 

"What do you mean do I have any fruits or vegitables?! Alright you fucking caught me! There's 20 pounds of sausage, a bag of oranges and a coconut in my bag and a pineapple up my ass."

 

Okay, new topic: Bad things to say while naked.

"My fellow Americans..."

 

"hey bob. I freaking love you, man"

 

"You may kiss the bride."

 

The best thing about this game is how easily you can keep it running, just by posting a new topic. Like:
Bad things to say in a car