A Sweet New Company

While it's definitely not appreciated, joining a forum just to make one stupid thread is something that a lot of people have done. There's no rule against it, because most of us can't see the future and know whether someone will return for some actual discussion. Those that can see the future have chosen not to share its secrets with us ungifted ones.
Also, highheelgamer did actually respond to a few posts, so that's technically discussion. All I'm talking about is technicalities, since we seem to be in agreement that this is a terrible, worthless thread. Keep in mind that our moderators allow much worse things in CS General daily.
And now, for BhadRebelle, reasons that people ripped highheelgamer a new one:
-didn't bother to interact meaningfully with us
-the OP was a huge wall of poorly written text
-little actual information about the game was given
-we weren't entirely sure how human highheelgamer is
-obviously a fake girl gamer anyway
-the OP was pretty terrible, you have to admit

 

Not to condone anything (<- I'm serious), but if she's really been going around posting this on random gaming sites then it's entirely possible that this is the nicest reception she's gotten



Also entirely possible that it's not, but this thread needs more positive thinking

 

wow tough crowd! Glad my own children are sweet!

thanks Dunc and BhadRebelle!

thanks Dunc and BhadRebelle!

 

Have you been listening to anything we've been saying

 

Lady, I appreciate if you like to promote what you believe in. As a constructive suggestion would be that maybe it'd be better to write the promotion text a bit shorter, or post some screenshots.

 

Thank you for all the views!
Launch date for LavaCat (free android game) is July 27th. Just go to PocketCake.com

 

You probably got like 3 views because you didn't use any hyperlinks. A+ marketing.

 

She (or it) only makes it worse every time she posts something

 

Guys...

GUYS....


I just tormented torrented Played a leak of of LavaCat... And holy crap...

Everyone needs to play this!

This is seriously going to be the. greatest. mobile. game. evar.

Spoiler

I feel sorry for anyone who can't understand sarcasm.

 

such physics
such graphics
i'm in awe

 

Tfw July 27th and LavaShit not out yet.

 

Tfw July 27th and LavaShit not out yet.

Not quite...


This is an actual thing now, apparently.

 

Oh fuck
Now I have to play this game

 

You can be a cat superhero, so why doesn't everyone own this fucking game?

 

I don't have an Android or iOS device
This game is going to suck anyway

 

Actually, I'd have to disagree.
The music and gameplay are surprisingly good.
I don't foresee ever needing to make a microtransaction, as literally everything except ad free is purchasable with the ingame currency, at relatively low prices.
The graphics are hilariously bad, though. Animations are even worse.
I give this game a solid (or should I say molten? (kill me)) 6.5/10. If it costed anything, I'd say don't buy it, but for free it isn't half bad. I'd say play it, if only for a bit.

 

Actually, I'd have to disagree.
The music and gameplay are surprisingly good.
I don't foresee ever needing to make a microtransaction, as literally everything except ad free is purchasable with the ingame currency, at relatively low prices.
The graphics are hilariously bad, though. Animations are even worse.
I give this game a solid (or should I say molten? (kill me)) 6.5/10. If it costed anything, I'd say don't buy it, but for free it isn't half bad. I'd say play it, if only for a bit.

I can dig good music and gameplay. I don't think the advertising techniques of highheelgamer are all that professional, but I might check out the game some day. And "might" generally means I'll forget about it, due to all the other stuff I could be doing or playing. But who knows.

 

Thanks for giving this game more attention than it deserves. Look forward to a similar round of advertising next year, when WaterDog is set for release.