Feb 22, 2009 at 3:08 AM
Cold Agony of Resolute Vacuum
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Join Date: Jan 1, 2008
Location: Elsewhere
Posts: 1973
There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts which have expired superbly. Floating Kansas unknown to mankind is crash landing Gordon Freeman's Crowbar in your mom's holy claymore sword donated by Castlevania and Dracula's dog. Ninja Jesus said, "Holy fuck, ITS CHUCK NORRIS!" and he died and Metalogz exploded. Luckily, the llama of nebraska rickrolled the enemies with his song. It was epic. SP got drunk while kissing sue with computer chips in molten lava that entered MapleStory and fought headcrabs. No. Undead headcrabs! "Stop this nonsense!" called King Tortureman the tortured man in the ceiling, who summoned Bankai to KILL Jacob and conquer Earth With gigantic sunfish of DOOM! But suddenly Dr. Breen, with PhD in his smart car got totally PWNED and killed jacob and lace. The Joker died painfully. You're only mortal because of chinfish and Pancake Lord and Pancake Lord do a flip! And Pancake Lord Metal Babble Appears! The lich King casts Bedragon! He kills small wolves with Wedge of cheese and was never launched off a wizard doing item cataloging of Holy Hand Grenades to kill rabbits and split hares