3 Word Story Time (Again!)

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts which have expired superbly. Floating Kansas unknown to mankind is crash landing Gordon Freeman's Crowbar in your mom's holy claymore sword donated by Castlevania and Dracula's bitch. Ninja Jesus said, "Holy fuck, ITS CHUCK NORRIS!" and he died and Metalogz exploded. Luckily, the llama of nebraska rickrolled the enemies with his song. It was epic. SP got drunk, and fucked Jacob while kissing sue. Jacob fucked Chaco with computer chips in molten lava that entered MapleStory

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts which have expired superbly. Floating Kansas unknown to mankind is crash landing Gordon Freeman's Crowbar in your mom's holy claymore sword donated by Castlevania and Dracula's bitch. Ninja Jesus said, "Holy fuck, ITS CHUCK NORRIS!" and he died and Metalogz exploded. Luckily, the llama of nebraska rickrolled the enemies with his song. It was epic. SP got drunk, and fucked Jacob while kissing sue. Jacob fucked Chaco with computer chips in molten lava that entered MapleStory and fought headcrabs

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts which have expired superbly. Floating Kansas unknown to mankind is crash landing Gordon Freeman's Crowbar in your mom's holy claymore sword donated by Castlevania and Dracula's bitch. Ninja Jesus said, "Holy fuck, ITS CHUCK NORRIS!" and he died and Metalogz exploded. Luckily, the llama of nebraska rickrolled the enemies with his song. It was epic. SP got drunk, and fucked Jacob while kissing sue. Jacob fucked Chaco with computer chips in molten lava that entered MapleStory and fought headcrabs. No. Undead headcrabs!

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts which have expired superbly. Floating Kansas unknown to mankind is crash landing Gordon Freeman's Crowbar in your mom's holy claymore sword donated by Castlevania and Dracula's bitch. Ninja Jesus said, "Holy fuck, ITS CHUCK NORRIS!" and he died and Metalogz exploded. Luckily, the llama of nebraska rickrolled the enemies with his song. It was epic. SP got drunk, and fucked Jacob while kissing sue. Jacob fucked Chaco with computer chips in molten lava that entered MapleStory and fought headcrabs. No. Undead headcrabs! That are sorry

(No offence)

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts which have expired superbly. Floating Kansas unknown to mankind is crash landing Gordon Freeman's Crowbar in your mom's holy claymore sword donated by Castlevania and Dracula's bitch. Ninja Jesus said, "Holy fuck, ITS CHUCK NORRIS!" and he died and Metalogz exploded. Luckily, the llama of nebraska rickrolled the enemies with his song. It was epic. SP got drunk, and fucked Jacob while kissing sue. Jacob fucked Chaco with computer chips in molten lava that entered MapleStory and fought headcrabs. No. Undead headcrabs! That headhumped moderators in the ass. "Stop this nonsense!"

... Screamed Metalogz.

 

*sigh* Moderating time. I seriously should put the rules on the first page since AAKid doesn't know about them from the first thread.

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts which have expired superbly. Floating Kansas unknown to mankind is crash landing Gordon Freeman's Crowbar in your mom's holy claymore sword donated by Castlevania and Dracula's dog. Ninja Jesus said, "Holy fuck, ITS CHUCK NORRIS!" and he died and Metalogz exploded. Luckily, the llama of nebraska rickrolled the enemies with his song. It was epic. SP got drunk while kissing sue with computer chips in molten lava that entered MapleStory and fought headcrabs. No. Undead headcrabs! "Stop this nonsense!" called King Tortureman

 

Don't go into the sexual area and don't reply to a statement with another statement.

There is no telling where this story is going to go but if you dont like where its going, DEAL! Now then...Letss get back to the story.

 

No one likes Jacob anyway apart from himself. Being enemies with him is the way to go.

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts which have expired superbly. Floating Kansas unknown to mankind is crash landing Gordon Freeman's Crowbar in your mom's holy claymore sword donated by Castlevania and Dracula's dog. Ninja Jesus said, "Holy fuck, ITS CHUCK NORRIS!" and he died and Metalogz exploded. Luckily, the llama of nebraska rickrolled the enemies with his song. It was epic. SP got drunk while kissing sue with computer chips in molten lava that entered MapleStory and fought headcrabs. No. Undead headcrabs! "Stop this nonsense!" called King Tortureman the tortured man

 

Thanks for the advice.

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts which have expired superbly. Floating Kansas unknown to mankind is crash landing Gordon Freeman's Crowbar in your mom's holy claymore sword donated by Castlevania and Dracula's dog. Ninja Jesus said, "Holy fuck, ITS CHUCK NORRIS!" and he died and Metalogz exploded. Luckily, the llama of nebraska rickrolled the enemies with his song. It was epic. SP got drunk while kissing sue with computer chips in molten lava that entered MapleStory and fought headcrabs. No. Undead headcrabs! "Stop this nonsense!" called King Tortureman the tortured man in the ceiling

 

Hey jacob! check your email

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts which have expired superbly. Floating Kansas unknown to mankind is crash landing Gordon Freeman's Crowbar in your mom's holy claymore sword donated by Castlevania and Dracula's dog. Ninja Jesus said, "Holy fuck, ITS CHUCK NORRIS!" and he died and Metalogz exploded. Luckily, the llama of nebraska rickrolled the enemies with his song. It was epic. SP got drunk while kissing sue with computer chips in molten lava that entered MapleStory and fought headcrabs. No. Undead headcrabs! "Stop this nonsense!" called King Tortureman the tortured man in the ceiling, who summoned Bankai to KILL Jacob

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts which have expired superbly. Floating Kansas unknown to mankind is crash landing Gordon Freeman's Crowbar in your mom's holy claymore sword donated by Castlevania and Dracula's dog. Ninja Jesus said, "Holy fuck, ITS CHUCK NORRIS!" and he died and Metalogz exploded. Luckily, the llama of nebraska rickrolled the enemies with his song. It was epic. SP got drunk while kissing sue with computer chips in molten lava that entered MapleStory and fought headcrabs. No. Undead headcrabs! "Stop this nonsense!" called King Tortureman the tortured man in the ceiling, who summoned Bankai to KILL Jacob and conquer Earth With gigantic sunfish

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts which have expired superbly. Floating Kansas unknown to mankind is crash landing Gordon Freeman's Crowbar in your mom's holy claymore sword donated by Castlevania and Dracula's dog. Ninja Jesus said, "Holy fuck, ITS CHUCK NORRIS!" and he died and Metalogz exploded. Luckily, the llama of nebraska rickrolled the enemies with his song. It was epic. SP got drunk while kissing sue with computer chips in molten lava that entered MapleStory and fought headcrabs. No. Undead headcrabs! "Stop this nonsense!" called King Tortureman the tortured man in the ceiling, who summoned Bankai to KILL Jacob and conquer Earth With gigantic sunfish of DOOM! But

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts which have expired superbly. Floating Kansas unknown to mankind is crash landing Gordon Freeman's Crowbar in your mom's holy claymore sword donated by Castlevania and Dracula's dog. Ninja Jesus said, "Holy fuck, ITS CHUCK NORRIS!" and he died and Metalogz exploded. Luckily, the llama of nebraska rickrolled the enemies with his song. It was epic. SP got drunk while kissing sue with computer chips in molten lava that entered MapleStory and fought headcrabs. No. Undead headcrabs! "Stop this nonsense!" called King Tortureman the tortured man in the ceiling, who summoned Bankai to KILL Jacob and conquer Earth With gigantic sunfish of DOOM! But suddenly Dr. Breen

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts which have expired superbly. Floating Kansas unknown to mankind is crash landing Gordon Freeman's Crowbar in your mom's holy claymore sword donated by Castlevania and Dracula's dog. Ninja Jesus said, "Holy fuck, ITS CHUCK NORRIS!" and he died and Metalogz exploded. Luckily, the llama of nebraska rickrolled the enemies with his song. It was epic. SP got drunk while kissing sue with computer chips in molten lava that entered MapleStory and fought headcrabs. No. Undead headcrabs! "Stop this nonsense!" called King Tortureman the tortured man in the ceiling, who summoned Bankai to KILL Jacob and conquer Earth With gigantic sunfish of DOOM! But suddenly Dr. Breen, with PhD in

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts which have expired superbly. Floating Kansas unknown to mankind is crash landing Gordon Freeman's Crowbar in your mom's holy claymore sword donated by Castlevania and Dracula's dog. Ninja Jesus said, "Holy fuck, ITS CHUCK NORRIS!" and he died and Metalogz exploded. Luckily, the llama of nebraska rickrolled the enemies with his song. It was epic. SP got drunk while kissing sue with computer chips in molten lava that entered MapleStory and fought headcrabs. No. Undead headcrabs! "Stop this nonsense!" called King Tortureman the tortured man in the ceiling, who summoned Bankai to KILL Jacob and conquer Earth With gigantic sunfish of DOOM! But suddenly Dr. Breen, with PhD in his smart car

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts which have expired superbly. Floating Kansas unknown to mankind is crash landing Gordon Freeman's Crowbar in your mom's holy claymore sword donated by Castlevania and Dracula's dog. Ninja Jesus said, "Holy fuck, ITS CHUCK NORRIS!" and he died and Metalogz exploded. Luckily, the llama of nebraska rickrolled the enemies with his song. It was epic. SP got drunk while kissing sue with computer chips in molten lava that entered MapleStory and fought headcrabs. No. Undead headcrabs! "Stop this nonsense!" called King Tortureman the tortured man in the ceiling, who summoned Bankai to KILL Jacob and conquer Earth With gigantic sunfish of DOOM! But suddenly Dr. Breen, with PhD in his smart car said "doyouknowwhatsreallycoolthatifyoutypewithoutspacebarlolsyouronlyreallysayingonewordandforsomereasonoranotherthereisthisrandomspacethatappearsevenifIeditandtypinglikethis,itbreakstherulesofthreewordstoriescauseimevilhahahahahahahahaha!"

 

no I didn't!
the spaces randomly appeared. I didn't press the spacebar! I swear!

edit:grrr...
There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts which have expired superbly. Floating Kansas unknown to mankind is crash landing Gordon Freeman's Crowbar in your mom's holy claymore sword donated by Castlevania and Dracula's dog. Ninja Jesus said, "Holy fuck, ITS CHUCK NORRIS!" and he died and Metalogz exploded. Luckily, the llama of nebraska rickrolled the enemies with his song. It was epic. SP got drunk while kissing sue with computer chips in molten lava that entered MapleStory and fought headcrabs. No. Undead headcrabs! "Stop this nonsense!" called King Tortureman the tortured man in the ceiling, who summoned Bankai to KILL Jacob and conquer Earth With gigantic sunfish of DOOM! But suddenly Dr. Breen, with PhD in his smart car got totally PWNED and killed jacob.

 

That was fourteen words, and it had nothing to do with the story.

 

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts which have expired superbly. Floating Kansas unknown to mankind is crash landing Gordon Freeman's Crowbar in your mom's holy claymore sword donated by Castlevania and Dracula's dog. Ninja Jesus said, "Holy fuck, ITS CHUCK NORRIS!" and he died and Metalogz exploded. Luckily, the llama of nebraska rickrolled the enemies with his song. It was epic. SP got drunk while kissing sue with computer chips in molten lava that entered MapleStory and fought headcrabs. No. Undead headcrabs! "Stop this nonsense!" called King Tortureman the tortured man in the ceiling, who summoned Bankai to KILL Jacob and conquer Earth With gigantic sunfish of DOOM! But suddenly Dr. Breen, with PhD in his smart car got totally PWNED and killed jacob and lace.

 

that was only two words so I'll have to do four now.

There once was a rainbowy explosion colourfully destroying innocent baby pancake grenades in deep space nine trekkie convention. Screw grammar increased the chance of Joker condemning child-birth policies implemented just for you to gain pornography to sleep well. However, you overlooked abortions rising 50% faster than before stones were invented. Thus granting Jesus CAMEL: Salted Peanuts which have expired superbly. Floating Kansas unknown to mankind is crash landing Gordon Freeman's Crowbar in your mom's holy claymore sword donated by Castlevania and Dracula's dog. Ninja Jesus said, "Holy fuck, ITS CHUCK NORRIS!" and he died and Metalogz exploded. Luckily, the llama of nebraska rickrolled the enemies with his song. It was epic. SP got drunk while kissing sue with computer chips in molten lava that entered MapleStory and fought headcrabs. No. Undead headcrabs! "Stop this nonsense!" called King Tortureman the tortured man in the ceiling, who summoned Bankai to KILL Jacob and conquer Earth With gigantic sunfish of DOOM! But suddenly Dr. Breen, with PhD in his smart car got totally PWNED and killed jacob and lace. The Joker died painfully.