Why am I here? Simple answer: I decided not to take certain people seriously.
Long explanation: I first came here, and was IMMEDIATELY flamed out of existence... almost. I decided not to let one douchebag, if that's appropriate, define my being. Well, not my being, but you catch my drift. So I came on here, and I mainly theorize. It's also a challenge for me to stay intersted in Cave Story. Another reason why I'm here is because on other sites people have used the name "darkcrusader" but only post one or two things and leave. I didn't want to be one of those people.
Now why I have I asked about you? Because you are unique. For instance, everyone (well, noteveryone, but a lot of people, including myself) did the whole Kanpachi jokes thing, which was basically X can do Y. X being a person/being interchangeable with Chuck Norris, and Y represents some ridiculous accomplishment or characteristic. And you saw how dumb it was from the beginning. Then you made some funny Kanpachifail posts.
So you're not like everyone, that's why I asked you questions.