Oreo™s belong in the fridge.
This is not a joke. All of you are sleeping on this. Your tastebuds are completely unaware of the possibilities that are available. Oreo™s taste better when eaten cold. Significantly so. The thought of me, EnlightenedOne, eating a room-temperature Oreo™ makes me gag. I threw up (cold chocolate Oreo™ dust) in my mouth just thinking about it.