Who's sexy in Cave Story?

It's probably Schokobecher. He has ninja sperm.

You know, from that statement, I could prove that he is a Forum Ninja...

 

No, he is not a forum ninja. He is the father of the Forum Ninja Brotherhood. However, if your sperm ever get an account, they won't keep it for long.
Wow, we so so incredibly off topic that it's awesome. How long before Andy moves this part of the thread to the SPOT?

 

This part, why not the whole thing?

 

Because it was on topic for the longest time. Now I'm just seeing how far we can go before action is taken against us.
Wait, aren't you a mod?

 

Fair enough.

 

Yeah, that's right, bitch. Get it wrong again and I'll be adding your balls to my collection.

 

They'll be fit for a mantelpiece at least. Maybe you could use them as beanbag chairs.

 

They'll be fit for a mantelpiece at least. Maybe you could use them as beanbag chairs.

You'd need another 3,000,000 to FILL a beanbag chair, CF.
I think they'd be better suited to being ball bearings for some tiny electronics fan.
=D
</assholedom>

 

All your balls are belong to us.

 

A beanbag chair, what a good idea.

 

All your balls are belong to us.

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Not at all gay there, CF.
Not.
At.
All.

A beanbag chair, what a good idea.

Make sure you soak them if formaldehyde for at least 2 weeks, then let them dry for 1.

 

MMmm, formaldehyde.
I'm gonna have pretty smelly balls if I do that.

 

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CF, you have just exceeded yourself in terms of how utterly stupid you can sound.

 

Burn.

 

Achievement unlocked!

 

At this achievement level, you unlock the ability to press any key to become an hero. USE IS MANDATORY.

 

NOOOO MAH IPOD, SHE IS GONE.
*bang*
I use the Sands of Time to revert to a non-dead state.

 

Okay, it's come to a point where I have to come in and say we've taken it too far.

 

Then please close the thread. You have seen that there is no where else to go. There is only one way out of this. Do the right thing, and kill it forever.

 

Outb4lock