Who's sexy in Cave Story?

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Jul 27, 2009 at 7:54 AM
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lmao
Can I suggest a nuclear barrage, then?
*Shivers*
Why does that turn me on? >.o
 
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Jul 27, 2009 at 7:57 AM
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JacobX891 said:
Obama sucks as a president, regardless of his attitude or yours.
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HE FUCKING PLAYS BASKETBALL!
He has to stay.
 
Jul 27, 2009 at 8:05 AM
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HOLD ON!

How long have we been off topic?
 
Jul 27, 2009 at 8:34 AM
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lmao
I like him 'coz he's not Hillary.
>_>
Bill Clinton as "First Man"...
*Gag*

And...
.-.
I think I'm in love...
...
...
Oh Nukey...
Let's never be apart...
*Hugs an armed nuclear missile*

EDIT: If you're going to judge me for loving a 30-year old nuclear missile, don't forget that I have a 30-year old nuclear missile. .-.
 
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Jul 27, 2009 at 8:38 AM
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Did you happen to notice the C4 I planted on the back of the nuke you are hugging?
 
Jul 27, 2009 at 8:40 AM
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whyme said:
Did you happen to notice the C4 I planted on the back of the nuke you are hugging?
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Did you happen to notice that I'm holding the detonator, as well as your pants?
 
Jul 27, 2009 at 8:43 AM
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Did you know you can detonate a C4 by shooting it?
 
Jul 27, 2009 at 8:56 AM
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Did you know that most nuclear armaments are triggered by a coinventional explosive?
 
Jul 27, 2009 at 9:00 AM
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Did you know that most nuclear armaments are triggered by a conventional explosive?
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umm...yeah why?
 
Jul 27, 2009 at 9:05 AM
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whyme said:
umm...yeah why?
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Oh, nothing.
Just that, by detonating the C4 you risk detonating the nuke...
And that's a suicidal idea.
=/
 
Jul 27, 2009 at 9:13 AM
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Durrr...

Hence two solutions: remote detonation(you have the detonator)
or shoot the C4 (I have a sniper rifle)
 
Jul 27, 2009 at 9:24 AM
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*Presses the detonator, hugging the nuke as it goes off*
CUT TO:
View of Earth, surface suddenly engulfed in multiple mushroom clouds.
 
Jul 27, 2009 at 9:28 AM
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Congratulations master.
You died...again...
 
Jul 27, 2009 at 9:44 AM
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whyme said:
Congratulations master.
You died...again...
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3 more reincarnations and I get a free laser cannon grafted onto my chest.
 
Jul 27, 2009 at 7:23 PM
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We were talking about the USA before. Now I'm going to RANT. AHAHAHAHA.
First to get off my chest: people in the United States of America should not be called Americans. America is two continents. Chileans are American too. You know what, just listen to this song and you'll get what I'm trying to say. Pick a new name, you guys. It's as bad as calling Native Americans Indians.
And I call them "Native Americans" because they live in the continent, not the country.
Second thing is you guys and your patriotism. Srsly. It's not going to get you anywhere. Same with Canada and every other country. Name one good thing we couldn't have accomplished by thinking other countries are just as good as us. Maybe you guys could have gotten to the Moon sooner if you were like "Hey Russia, how about you be communist and we'll be democratic but we should still cooperate on sending someone to the moon?"
I don't hate Americans or America. I just hate their mindset and their demonym.
 
Jul 27, 2009 at 11:32 PM
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DragonBoots said:
3 more reincarnations and I get a free laser cannon grafted onto my chest.
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Really? I already passed that 1008 deaths ago.
 
Jul 27, 2009 at 11:55 PM
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Is this it? Could this thread finally be ending its unnatural life? WILL IT BE THE END?
 
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