Who's sexy in Cave Story?

Use your psionic powers to bring down that Wraith. Come on, DragonBoots, you can do it! I BELIEVE IN YOU.

 

*Dies, then comes back as a Dragoon and kills the Wraith*

 

En taro Adun, FenixBoots!

 

INCORRECT PROTOCOL
*Fires at CF*

 

I'm gone.
*Lockdown*

 

Observer: Beep-whistle-whistle-shhhh...
Mind Controlled Medic: Where does it hurt? *Uses restoration*
FenixBoots: You have 10 seconds to comply...
*Fires again*

 

In the time it took you to be restored I simply left.
Man, we're so on topic right now it's not even funny.

 

Perhaps I can bring us back on topic by informing you all that I'd do unmentionable things to Sue's furry little behind. Anyone with me?

 

This is who is sexy in CaveStory, not who would you do in CaveStory.

Now get back on topic.

 

Perhaps I can bring us back on topic by informing you all that I'd do unmentionable things to Sue's furry little behind. Anyone with me?

Jacob and Gardebiter are. I guess I wouldn't really mind. She's not repulsive. But she's also not sexy at all to me.

 

Oh, I think she is. It's just something about the scar on her face and the tufts of fur over her ears.

 

I guess it doesn't count as pedophilia in your case, Wild Desu. But I imagine Sue as toooo young.
I shouldn't even have to say this, but I'm going to because it's fun: CURLEH BRACE IS #1.

 

Sue always seemed 10 or younger to me, not really by looks but by the way she acts.

 

Actually, I'm pretty sure it would be legal for you to hook up with Curleh, Desu. As for me, I know Pixel wanted her to be 14, but who sends childrens into battle? Even a robot shaped like a childrens is wrong. I also never really thought about Human Sue very much, since she's in the game for all of 5 seconds. Ah-choo.

 

Human Sue is okay, I'm not really into loli though. That's partially why I like her mimiga form, more furry and less loli.

 

In fanart, hell yeah. There was one nice one I saw, I think it was off a link early in the fanart thread.

 

Found it:

Awesome.

 

I said this before, but I'll say it again: Enraged Sue is TOO ANGRY FOR ME. ANGRY CHICKS =/= SEX. In my experience.
And shut up about my experience, this is about Cave Story.

 

Come to think of it, is there any R34 of enraged Sue? I didn't really look too thouroughly through all the cave story stuff.

 

I also piqued something of your mom's! HIYO!
Sorry.
Yes, there is buttloads of Enraged Sue art. Some of it even makes her look hot.