Who's cute in Cave Story

No, you said with SP and Jacob beating up MS.

Well, I wanna watch, unless it will be PPV. (Pay per view, lol)

 

Oh, I get it. I'm pretty sure SP doesn't live on the same continent as MS and Jacob, so that wouldn't work very well, and I'm pretty sure MS could take on Jacob in a fight.
Anyway, Night Spirits. Cute.

 

Random off topic comment: ever notice how when any commercial says "pay per view" it always has to be "PAY PER VIEWWWWWW?"

And Sue's also MINE.

 

But you... Kanpachi... you can't have two! And you certainly can't have Sue! Stick with Kanpachi, avatar copycat. Kanpachi is cute. We decided this.
And T-Jack got Kanpachipoled

 

But you... Kanpachi... you can't have two! And you certainly can't have Sue! Stick with Kanpachi, avatar copycat. Kanpachi is cute. We decided this.
And T-Jack got Kanpachipoled

Yes, pick one that's left, and go with it, since you chose the cute AND awesome Kanpachi, he's yours

And T-Jack got Kanpachipoled....wow...

NEW WORD:KANPACHIPOLED

...

Heh heh...

 

Kanpachi was never mine. I mean he's cool and all, but Sue is my waifu in my little world.

 

I don't even want to know what waifu means, for several reasons.
Also, the meaning of the word "Kanpachipole" will stay a secret between me and T-Jack, for the good of humanity. I first called it "kanpachiroll'd" but then I changed it quickly because it was more descriptive.
Don't ask what kanpachipoled means because I won't tell you.

 

ok, works for me, it's still a new word anyways, regardless of what it means, heh heh...

 

I don't even want to know what waifu means,

Wife.

 

the critters, they're hawt.

 

Why do you people feel the need to say normal words in Japanese?
Also, this thread doesn't concern who is "hawt". We had a thread like that and it was gassed. I'm pretty sure everyone agrees that the critters are cute, though.

 

Why do you people feel the need to say normal words in Japanese?
Also, this thread doesn't concern who is "hawt". We had a thread like that and it was gassed. I'm pretty sure everyone agrees that the critters are cute, though.

Gassed but not cremated.

In other news, critters make nice beanbags.

 

Man, I don't remember who I was talking to before... it might have been Jacob, or maybe T-Jack, but they lied and said they had a Critter beanbag chair. I was devastated that such a thing did not exist, and hopeful that I may be the first one to create one. I think it's time to buy a red/orange/green/blue/purple beanbag, for great justice.

 

The only way to truly create a Critter beanbag chair is to create a real Critter and sit on it. If it's a beanbag chair decorated to look like a Critter it's still just a plain old dumb beanbag chair.

 

I are not teh uber bioengineer?
Sitting on a Critter seems like it would fall under the "cruelty to animals" category. I think a beanbag chair that looks like a Critter would be better for the animals and for your butt.

 

I are not teh uber bioengineer?
Sitting on a Critter seems like it would fall under the "cruelty to animals" category. I think a beanbag chair that looks like a Critter would be better for the animals and for your butt.

No more jumping, biting, or bones in your ass.

 

Why do you people feel the need to say normal words in Japanese?

No it's not that. On the interwebs, it's quite common to call a fictional character you like your waifu or husbando. It's a joke, pretty much. But you mean it.

Oooh I want to sit on a critter beanbag. Then it'll be all SQUISH and it's eyes will pop out

 

It's debatable whether or not Critters have bones. Maybe just cartilage. Regardless, a beanbag chair would be more comfortable than a Critter, and PETA wouldn't get after you.
I totally have to make this chair now.

 

You do that.

 

It's debatable whether or not Critters have bones. Maybe just cartilage. Regardless, a beanbag chair would be more comfortable than a Critter, and PETA wouldn't get after you.
I totally have to make this chair now.

They can be filled with some kind of tasty paste or jelly. That way you can eat them too. To hell with PETA.