"Hey guys, I brought a few dozen ta-
Wait what?
WHO PUT THE WATERMELONS IN THE OVEN?
Crapcrapcrap-"
I'd leave the bag of tacos on the cement outside, then grab the water hose and turn it on.
Then I flail the hose around the flames in the kitchen like an idiot while screaming.
**2 minutes later**
...okay...
The fire's out...
It's safe to go back in, people! Please avoid the kitchen and some of the hallway, as it's a little...flooded.
The good news is, most of the food's intact, except for some of Chef's seafood and a bit of the chicken. And the living room's still good, so we can eat in there!
The bad news is, I'll be paying a ton of money later, but don't worry about that right now. ^_^;
Oh and we have to keep the windows open. At least we have tacos now. And no one was hurt, so that's good.
Carry on!