What Would You Do To The Person Above You

I'd throw all them ingredients into a blender and serve barbequed pineapple chicken smoothies to everyone('cause I'm nice like that).

 

I'd help with delivering it to all the of them.

 

I'd pass a platter with cookies and muffins around.

We might as well make it a party!

 

Thank for the cookies and order pizza, cuz no party is complete without pizza

 

I'd knock on the door and say:
"Has the party started yet?"
And then set down a platter of various seafood, such as octopus and crab.

 

Tell them welcome and were just starting

 

Welcome Chef.

Head out the door to bring back some tacos.

 

Offer to help

 

Tell Spirit I'm fine, and also to get a movie playing and start up the N64.

 

Go to the pawn shop to get Mario party 2. Dis gon b gud

 

Looks at the movies and says, "Blu-rays? Thats nothing. Try LASERDISK!"

 

I'd be highly amused from laserdiscs. Then I would start serving the barbequed chicken and other various foods while-







Oh Gawd.




CRAP! NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!!


THE WATERMELONS ARE BURNING!

Quick! Escape the (somehow deadly) fumes!

 

"Hey guys, I brought a few dozen ta-

Wait what?

WHO PUT THE WATERMELONS IN THE OVEN?

Crapcrapcrap-"

I'd leave the bag of tacos on the cement outside, then grab the water hose and turn it on.

Then I flail the hose around the flames in the kitchen like an idiot while screaming.



**2 minutes later**



...okay...

The fire's out...

It's safe to go back in, people! Please avoid the kitchen and some of the hallway, as it's a little...flooded.

The good news is, most of the food's intact, except for some of Chef's seafood and a bit of the chicken. And the living room's still good, so we can eat in there!

The bad news is, I'll be paying a ton of money later, but don't worry about that right now. ^_^;

Oh and we have to keep the windows open. At least we have tacos now. And no one was hurt, so that's good.

Carry on!

 

Aaaaaw, I was looking forward to the octopus... Whatever. It's seafood, it's been in water before.

Gets the mop and begins the cleaning adventure.

 

Sorry, Chef. The octopus is currently a whole bunch of cinders scattered around.

Anyway...thanks them, and then grabs some towels and a mop. Maybe the kitchen's beyond saving, but the least we can do is deal with the water a little before getting back to the N64.

*Chef earned 4 respect points*

 

Wait... Who's house are we partying in? Someone wanted to eat chicken with me... And now we have a party...


*ignores logical thinking and starts the vacuum.*

 

What do we need a vacuum for? o_O

Anyway, don't think too hard about it. All I know is I'm going to be paying a fair bit for damages, but hey.

Tell them to go play Super Mario 64 while they wait. And also, hand them a Coke.

 

Give the above poster a shiny Gardevoir. Wielding two swords.

 

Anyway...thanks them, and then grabs some towels and a mop. Maybe the kitchen's beyond saving, but the least we can do is deal with the water a little before getting back to the N64.

That is, if theres anything left of the N64

 

The N64 was in the living room, which means it's fine.

Anyway, put the mops away, then go and grab some boxes of soda. That's enough cleaning, let's just ignore the kitchen now. ^_^