What would you do if you had the Demon Crown?

Apr 2, 2009 at 3:55 PM
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Yes another thread by yours truley.
Im 85% sure of what Jacob is going to say.
 
Apr 2, 2009 at 4:47 PM
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G. freemaan said:
Yes another thread by yours truley.
Im 85% sure of what Jacob is going to say.
Yeah, me too. Hey Jake, I dare you to post your reply here without using the words "rape" and/or "Chaco".

As for me, I'd find my way down to Ballos and kill him, so all the power would be MINE! (Insert evil laugh) Then... I dunno, get icecream for everyone?
 
Apr 2, 2009 at 6:55 PM
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I would use it to abolish some threads.
 
Apr 2, 2009 at 10:17 PM
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^ It wouldn't give you power over forums, only real life.

Same as Jack. I would kill Ballos and absorb his powers. Then, I don't know. I guess I would take over the world in a non-evil way.
 
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Turn myself into a Mimiga, then summon a bunch of Mimigas to help me become ruler of the earth. Not an evil ruler though. Such Mimigas include (But are not limited to); Sue, Chaco, Igor, King, and Kanpachi.
 
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T-Jack said:
As for me, I'd find my way down to Ballos and kill him, so all the power would be MINE! (Insert evil laugh)
Since Ballos is the source of the crown's powers you wouldn't have powers after you defeat Ballos.
 
Apr 3, 2009 at 12:42 AM
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I know what jacob would do if he had control over the mimiga's ._.
 
Apr 3, 2009 at 1:13 AM
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Anagram it into the Condemn Row. Then disco.
 
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supermario566 said:
I'd do what Milez would do.

Turn everybody into Cirno.

shes kawaii ._.
 
Apr 3, 2009 at 3:24 AM
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JacobX891 said:
I don't know. I really don't. I'm sorry.

Your sayng that if you had the demon crown you would have no clue what to do next?
 
Apr 3, 2009 at 5:33 AM
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No. No fucking clue.
Maybe take my army of enraged Mimigas and go down to McDonald's and get a burger...

lol, you have a army of mimiga's and you dont know what to do? dont make me laugh
 
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I believe he is trying really, really, hard not to say what he wants to say.
 
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I believe he is trying really, really, hard not to say what he wants to say.

since when does jacob do that O=?
 
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Apr 3, 2009 at 7:47 AM
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JacobX891 said:
No. No fucking clue.
Maybe take my army of enraged Mimigas and go down to McDonald's and get a burger...
Who are you and what did you do with Jacob?
 
Apr 3, 2009 at 8:10 AM
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I'd probably use it to start a reality tv show that involved mind powers and that sort of thing cause that would just be awesome.
 
Apr 3, 2009 at 11:09 AM
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Honestly, I'd create an army of sex slaves (honest lie, that is).

Not for combat of course... ~.'
 
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Who are you and what did you do with Jacob?

2 words. Forum Assassins D=!!
and now their pretending to be jacob to home in on our locations to finish the job!!!!!!!!!
 
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If we continue on about this I'm sure he will make an explosion post about all the ways he would rape the Mimigas.
 
Apr 3, 2009 at 11:54 PM
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I'd probably just...
1.) Buy a large cowboy hat to wear over the crown.
2.) Go into the cattle industry.
3.) Enrage cattle using pink mushrooms.
4.) Take over the world.
5.) ????
6.) Profit.
 
Apr 4, 2009 at 12:15 AM
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JacobX891 said:
Listen, if I did somehow come into possession of the Demon Crown, I wouldn't do something like that. I'm not like that. I'd help them, befriend them, become a kind ruler. They'd come to trust me, and eventually welcome me. I'd establish a relationship between the mimigas and the humans, and soon world leaders would start to respect me. I would become a very powerful man, and I would use that power to further the goals of both Man and Mimiga. Favors would come naturally, then. I'm not raping anybody.

Bumfavors. :3
 
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