What would you do if you had the Demon Crown?

Listen, if I did somehow come into possession of the Demon Crown, I wouldn't do something like that. I'm not like that. I'd help them, befriend them, become a kind ruler. They'd come to trust me, and eventually welcome me. I'd establish a relationship between the mimigas and the humans, and soon world leaders would start to respect me. I would become a very powerful man, and I would use that power to further the goals of both Man and Mimiga. Favors would come naturally, then. I'm not raping anybody.

Well, okay then.

 

*sigh* The old Jacob is gone... Well, this one is better, anyway.

With the Crown's power, I would be able to fulfill everyone's wishes, so why not make some money out of that?

 

Are people seriously that surprised that Jacob dosnt want to rape anyting at the moment?

this is why i said 85% sure

 

Are people seriously that surprised that Jacob dosnt want to rape anyting at the moment?

I'm not.
I mean, if he really is 13...
Uhm...
>_>
Yeah.
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Yeah, but given Jacob's posts in the past. . .

 

Are people seriously that surprised that Jacob dosnt want to rape anyting at the moment?

Actually, yes, we are. This is not the Jacob we are used to know. No offence, but when I was a newbie here, he was that guy with only one thing on his mind (which was Chaco) and sometimes very annoying manners. In short, he was a very distinct guy, and I got to recognize him pretty quickly. He's changed, I know, and it was a change for the better, but it'll probably take some time to get used to this new Jake. Yes, he was that distinct.

 

Yeah, but given Jacob's posts in the past. . .

you are the one who told me to learn the difference between when Jacob is himself and when Jacob is serious.

 

you are the one who told me to learn the difference between when Jacob is horny and when Jacob is serious.

I didn't say horny and serious. I said something to the effect of when he is being serious and when he is being Jacob.

 

I couldnt remember exacly wut you said. D:
*edits post*

 

Listen, if I did somehow come into possession of the Demon Crown, I wouldn't do something like that. I'm not like that. I'd help them, befriend them, become a kind ruler. They'd come to trust me, and eventually welcome me. I'd establish a relationship between the mimigas and the humans, and soon world leaders would start to respect me. I would become a very powerful man, and I would use that power to further the goals of both Man and Mimiga. Sexual favors would come naturally, then. I'm not raping anybody.

I sense a contridiction ._.

I'm always horny, Gordon. I ignore it.

Theres no way you could resist the little mimiga's!

 

I sense a contridiction ._.


Theres no way you could resist the little mimiga's!

There's only one thing you deserve for this post: Boot to the head!

 

Hahaha. Phoenix Wright + Boot to the Head = awesome.