What does Balrog eat?

Well I thought he fed by stripping the essencial oils from your skin... but he was looking noticably gaunt by the end of the story, so your theory explains everything! :3

Geez, he does, doesn't he?

 

He eats all the foods because he is lunbox. Don't care what none of ya'll say.

 

He eats twelve year old children who post on the internet

I'm quite scared right now.

 

He ate my comp.

 

Mushrooms, mushrooms that speak.

 

He ate my fridge, TV and microwave oven.

 

Mushrooms, mushrooms that speak.

So Balrog's going to starve, due to Curly having eaten the only known mushroom that speaks?

 

Curly having eaten the only known mushroom that speaks?

Well Balrog already ate all the others, duh.

 

When you are fighting Balrog, what does he do to you if you run into him?

 

If we all agree that Balrog is gay, I think we can answer that question.

 

That's inappropriate

 

That's not contributing to the thread. I'm a hypocrite.

 

Your soul.

 

Your soul.

Happy 100th post seren! Also, [/THREAD].

 

What doesn't he eat? Seriously, have you seen the size of that guy?

He eats toast of course.

 

If you are theorizing that he is a toaster, then he would eat bread instead.

 

If you are theorizing that he is a toaster, then he would eat bread instead.

I am sure we all know the famous lines: "All toasters toast toast."

Therefore, he DOES eat toast, not bread.

 

Yeah well Mario doesn't know what the heck he's talking about, unless you don't think your toast is toasty enough and have to re-toast it.

But anyway, I don't think Blargo needs to eat. Though it's a fun thought to imagine him in a field of grass grazing. Documentary stuff, right there.

What am I even talking about?

 

If you are theorizing that he is a toaster, then he would eat bread instead.

He toasts the bread before he eats it, duh. He's not that idiotic.

Mouth =/= Slot

 

You'll have to point out his slot, then.