What are some of your favorite CaveStory/UnderTale crack shippings? (NSFW examples allowed)

Now, over the years, video games have certainly had a lot of strange and bizarre shippings, but Cave Story and Undertale in particular have had some really weird ones. For example:

[Undertale shippings]
Anything involving Gaster (he doesn't even exist)
Alphys X Amalgamates (okay, seriously now, what in the actual flying FUCK)
Papyrus X Mettaton (well, at least it sort of makes sense)
Sans X Papyrus (for fuck's sake, they're BROTHERS)
Chara X Frisk (can anyone say selfcest?)

[Cave Story shippings]
Sue X Toroko (a cute little relationship that people take way too far)
Quote X Kazuma (arguably canon?)
Skydragon X Sue (GONE SEXUAL)
Misery X Balrog (uhh...)
Jack X King (HA, GAYYYYYY)

So, anyway, which ones are your favorites? Personally, mine would have to be Jacking and Alphamalg, because those two are the only ones that I actually legit shipped myself.

Just as an example of some of the types of weird-ass, deeply fucked-up shippings we might be dealing with here, here's what Alphamalg actually looks like in some of its smuttier moments:

http://m.imgur.com/account/xandermartin98/images/osEgbI4 (warning; don't click)

The more you know about the story behind this, the more disturbing it is.

 

ok look starchild, you can't just declare a thread NSFW and post whatever you want here. The rules still apply, you can LINK to it but only if it is CLEARLY labelled.

 

Quote X Ma Pignon
It needs to happen

 

Xandermartin X Jesus

 

Ee X Yooom

 

oh boy, you're back... and you made a shipping thread...

Spoiler

• Dr. Gero x Puu Black (a lost love)
  
• Numahachi x all of his Statues (a passionate worker)
  
• Professor Booster x Teleporter (you can fix things through the power of love)
  
• Gaudi x Blue Robot (love can hurt)
  
• Bat x Critter (2 species stuck in a room)
  
• Puchi/Petit x Power Critter (can't resist those cheeks (though they might be implants))
  
• Misery x Quote (hate each other, love each other, platonic, and super sexual all in one)

 

my gun x my head

 

Filthy Frank X Stop Sign.

 

I.. uh...
I understand different people have different fetishes, but this is kind of weird, isn't it?

 

I.. uh...
I understand different people have different fetishes, but this is kind of weird, isn't it?

yeah

 

Curly x Ma Pignon. Unless, that wasn't Ma Pignon Quote shoved into her mouth. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Actually, shipping is stupid. Flame me all you want but I really don't see the point.

 

Little family x dragon sisters

 

 

kinda glad i never sniffed glue as a kid now that i have read the op

 

YES